Bill? If you’re still about I’d love a beer please. I’m not as fussy as Ping but looking forward to celebrating your birthday! ?
Any excuse- think of it as a practice run for the upcoming stag and hen parties. X with Tonya running things and spoiling us all; curvy providing lashings of entertainment, Jeff being the happy hour manager and rug cutter you may just get to sit on sprites throne... just throwing it out there x
Morning all, sad to hear about the death of Stephen hawking. Sure Rump will give him a wonderful eulogy later x
Fab news Tonya! Hope you’re getting some well deserved rest. Bertha is making some strange noises so think if anyone is daring enough and trusts me to pour, I’m about. Have a great day all xx
Yay Alan! Xx that’s some going, congratulations! Exx
Morning all x Tonya, you certainly haven’t been replaced ?Bill asked for a bit of uk support as third string and it kinda turned into a party lol x hope you managed to get some rest exx
Rump is it a temporary vacancy? This gobshite is UK based, holds a genuine, lapsed personal licence (valid until 2016) and regularly shouts people out of bed. Also kinda likes you, and the wonderful pervs you serve ? (also has a lot of time for Tonya. She’s good people.) Happy to help on a slapdash basis if you want and the clientele are not scared xx
DS I thought you were ignoring me- hmmm... I’ll have my industrial sized rolling pin ready for you and some of Rumps finest waiting. I’m not paying for it though.
double post- still pissed lol
Guys I’m totally overwhelmed by the love x thank you so much for making my day special ❤️ I’ll drop some cake into Rumps later cooking Mother’s Day lunch at the moment so a fantastic weekend so far! Love you all exx
Hi Kitty. I’m sorry you’re feeling overwhelmed. An ex is an ex for a reason and fear is never an emotion to be ignored. I work in rehabilitation and do see people change for the better. I also work closely with their loved ones who have suffered their actions. You’re the important one here and being afraid of someone isn’t healthy. For what it’s worth I’m thinking of you. I’d personally wish him luck in the future and keep walking. May sound strange coming from my professional standpoint but as you stated, you’re pretty private so this thread must have taken a lot of thought to post. Read it as if Someone else wrote it. Fear has no part in a relationship. I’m not judging you for your misgivings anymore than I’m judging him. Much love and hugs exx
Awww thank you guys! ❤️I’m like a real adult now thanks for the love hope you all have a great weekend and remember I’m not responsible for any drunk messages sent this weekend ???
Hey all! Hope everyone is well x I’m intending to read/comment on our talented poets this evening but could murder a beer first please Rump. Long arsed day but smiling and home now.
Thanks for the advice Mr flirt. It was way over my head but hey, I’m ok with that lol thank you x I’ll put a drink on Hannah’s tab for you. Talking of BC, I’ve done a deal to make her enter the comp along with a dearly missed in lushland Chesh78 and the one and only Wild! You heard it here folks- can’t belive madam flick loaned me her whip when she’s already got tits in the bargain (greedy cow ?)
So, as I knew it wasn’t working, I would love a pint or two! Haven’t read curvys yet but was on my pimp list. The mirror from darkside was the other one, an RR to boot! I’m crap at this but good at drinking... Rump? Make that three please ?
https://
Sorry guys, I attempted a double quote post ? that’s on wild’s to do list of teaching me after Scott and Larry helped me last time
Unfortunately I picked this thread as a fun, forum game icebreaker! Sending the sweet song of headboards banging to all instead then.
Unfortunately it also means no one can hear you either so I’ll use sign language to say hi to Fred ?
Cheers Scott! We must have posted together ? x Hannah and Rachel will be thanking me so much I’m gonna make myself scarce for a while lol xx
WHAT A DEAL! Lolol love to you all and thanks in advance exx
Gil, Tonya everyone, thank you and yes please- hell, I will even drink with Ping and kid the kids out of the fort ? Hope he feels better soon G xx I’m not sure if any of you guys have seen, Elizabeth Black has opened a birthday thread for kind of heart today x he has also got a self promotion thread that I shouted at him in- he labelled himself mediocre which annoyed me. (I know, I’m selling myself well as per...) He makes a huge offering to Lush and the blue site sharing his writing. No writer can please everyone as you lot know but I think he deserves a special mention. If anyone is technologically able and willing, please post the links on behalf of my inept self and support an octogenarian (kidddddding!) I will love you forever, buy you unlimited drinks on brown coffees tab (missing you!) and get sprite to flash her tits ❤️
With love and best wishes today and everyday Keith! May you celebrate in style surrounded by love and laughter dear friend exx
I’d love a jolter thanks. I don’t like to see people hurting but my growling and bitching here isn’t helping anyone. Let’s leave it at that x Kindly let Hannah pick up the tab for the next round. Thanks guys! Exx
Me please! I’ll take anything alcoholic and of a large variety. Being fussy- can it be served in a reasonably clean receptacle this time Rump? Lol
Welcome Kal, glad to hear your family is on the mend x A big hello to the rest of you regulars too. Brolly Dolly, I’m glad to see you here ☂️ I usually lurk and read but I kinda like it here, feel safe and need to bitch. Earplugs at the ready guys, (I promise to use the rage cage next time,) but wtf is wrong with people? I am saddened by trolling on behalf of people grieving. I’m livid. Please make it a double large Bill. Love to all that are hurting because of it xx
I read an article on ‘Ze’ being an encouraged as gender neutral term a couple of years ago. Not sure if that helps in the slightest, but have a look. Another not so helpful comment is if it’s sci-fi, surely as the author you can make your own term up and make readers suspend their disbelief?
No expert here, just sticking my oar in ?
Hate the thread title. Mediocre my arse. You know you can write. I’ll shout here.
Your work will NEVER be to everyones taste. Same as every other author.
So, in the spirit of of you dipping your toe into self promotion, I’d like to ask- who are you writing for? Where does your distinct style and love of love of language come from?
Exx
howdy people
