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8 Feb 2018

Quote by Kenway
Hello! I have been searching for a couple of days for this specific story, Where a the wife calls her husband mr. Dumbass and he is also in the military and his wife cheats on him with his CO. Thanks

Did you leave a score? Have a look in your stories history, you may find it there. How long ago did you read it? X

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7 Feb 2018

Jen is back in the free world! lol x

Under the radar here and grinning. I’d love a beer please. Quick drink before I run away unscathed. Take care all exx

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7 Feb 2018

Quote by Jen

Omg, lol.

A little bird told me we're likely looking at the 12th...

(Pssst... Jen, how did you escape BC? Last I heard she’d kidnapped you ? bloody great writer and a fantastic EP award! X it’s for future reference, you know, for us not in the know...)

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7 Feb 2018

Quote by seeker4
I am actually debating whether to use my new story to try out alternate endings. It's a story that could go a few ways and I haven't decided on an ending yet (haven't even got to any actual sex yet, save a brief masturbation scene), so I could try two of them.

Lunch time, so a beer please.

Do it! Please do it! As soon as I saw the announcement I thought of your post here. Unfortunately I wasn’t in a position to reply there and then (bloody work lol) x

Hello all, I quite fancy a raspberry gin right now but anything alcoholic may or may not do. Ah well, don’t ask don’t get please and thank you barkeep.

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3 Feb 2018

Going to sound crazy and probably mentioned before- a universal lush time stamp. I don’t care what it is set at x porn o clock would do! X if Gav could have a fiddle please I’d appreciate it. We’d all have a reference point whether it be the forum/BB/email to work from. Plus kinda help my OCD tendencies ❤️ Thank you xx

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27 Jan 2018

I’m a little impatient solo- if I’m humping furniture I prefer the cliched spin cycle of a washing machine.

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27 Jan 2018

Quote by LeCygneNoir
Know what? I'm going to shamelessly use your topic as advertisement for the very related and very underrated story called "The Opening Door" by curvygalore: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/the-opening-door.aspx

So, that's done.

Agreed!

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17 Jan 2018

Quote by DanielleX

I have never heard anyone pronounce wrath with the A in standard English bath.

D x

I use the a in rat. I’m a common southerner just outside of London. ? I add an r to- Barth/parth etc. Hubby is from Manchester (northern) he pronounces it as written. Xx

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17 Jan 2018

Congratulations our paths have only recently crossed and you were fantastically helpful and kind. I still owe you a virgin Hannah! I’m pleased and flabbergasted by your achievements x you should be proud mr Awesome! exx

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16 Jan 2018

Quote by DarkSide
Yeah I would, but from what I've seen of her images - the game wouldn't last long!

If I had to, you know. Under rolling pin point I’d beat his arse ?

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14 Jan 2018

Quote by Green_Man

When the url does not show up when you post do an edit on it and add it once again. It works for me when that happens.

Thank you! No url needed just going back in and re copying it worked, May I buy you a drink for your help? Xx

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14 Jan 2018

Agggghhhh! When will I learn the art of lush? Probably never so check out the last bookshop series by travellingman. Fuck. Can I get a shot and a free ironing fairy pleeeeaaassseee?

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14 Jan 2018

I’m back to say hello space cat, avoid pings swimming lessons and grab another beer please! I’m going to attempt pushing someone else’s work down your throats.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/the-last-bookshop-fellowships-end.aspx

He may not be shameless enough to plug it but hey, I’m drinking here? it’s dark, debauched, difficult, decadent and I wouldn’t have looked twice at the supernatural category usually. Basically it’s good. Really good according to the few blue thumbs it has received. I will go back to ironing, eventually but the comp entries deserve a little loving too x

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14 Jan 2018

Quote by sprite

i do a lot of "reading" as well. still sore from the last bit of "reading" i did.

I’ve dumped a sack full of silk scarves on your throne, you know, for comfort ? I’ll even buy you a drink to celebrate suckyless sunday x I am “reading” I promise

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14 Jan 2018

Quote by patokl
Good day everyone.
Hi Tonya, sweet friend. Managed to fall asleep after all and slept a hole into the day. Thoroughly awake now though.
Hi Emily and Wild, I sure hope you'll have fun

Dear barkeep, I think it's time for my daily dose. A Jen's Jolter please.

Hello Patokl! She’s gone again to *cough* “READ” but I’m smiling here and off to read your story x have a great day exx

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14 Jan 2018

Quote by prettywild

I'm here! I'm here!

I was ummm.... doing something else on lush

Wild, how many times do I need to tell you that people are not things-
they have feelings, you know?

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14 Jan 2018

Hello all, hope everyone is well x can I have a beer while I skive off ironing and read some stories please? It’s a sad day when my fellow hanger banger Wild is nowhere to be found so I’m in need of entertaining lol cheers! Exx

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11 Jan 2018

Quote by prettywild
I need a very LARGE drink of alcohol .
Anything
That was the longest day of my life. I thought I'd never see lush again

I may have been a tad over dramatic

Over dramatic? Sorry wild- OVER FUCKING DRAMATIC?????? Seven hours of my life listening to you crumble without a tit pic? I deserve that drink so please share and leave one in for chesh too ?? x

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10 Jan 2018

To stop wondering why she is here and continue to embrace her passions x

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10 Jan 2018

Quote by Verbal
To submit stories without doing 10,000 rewrites first.

To fulfil his dreams of a verbal/flick collaboration in the humour category that he’s been itching to do ? happy new year verbal and family xx

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6 Jan 2018

Quote by Peskygaygirl
This is a fabulous concept yet majorly flawed also. Most of my friends are single or flat share with others, they're going to feel so left out if this becomes the latest trend!

Easy fix, a massive blanket to hide the mess and a take away (it will still be there tomorrow, right?) or even better a hotel with room service ?

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6 Jan 2018

Happy little Christmas Wild! Learn something new everyday here X enjoy your evening off ?

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20 Dec 2017

Enjoyed much, with a smile

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19 Dec 2017

Yay! Very, very well deserved. First story I have read from this talented author and certainly won’t be the last. Congratulations, I’m really chuffed to see this recognition exx

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7 Dec 2017

Quote by Taboo_Lad

I respect the mods and always will -- no doubt.

My point is, if some mods are going to slap ridiculous rules all over the mind control category like they did with the reluctance category, then mind control is a waste of time. If someone writes a story and doesn't break any rules, then that story should be published.

People will not tolerate being messed about and having their time wasted. They'll just leave Lush and join another site, and that's not what we're trying to achieve, is it?

To be perfectly clear and give people complete clarity, there should be 2 rules to abide by -- no under age, and no . And that is it.

Ah well. You contradict yourself on the mods.

Should be published? Think this through. What if it’s crap. Mid stroke, spelling mistakes etc. Puts me off personally.

The “not we’re trying to achieve” made me snort beer through my nose. I’m not part of your team or your “clarity” on the rules you think should be the bottom line as you state. It’s not your choice to make.

I’m here as an individual who loves this little cyber community and respects the individual people in it and those who work to make it lush.

That’s all I ask. Stop bitching about them.

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7 Dec 2017

Quote by browncoffee
I wish I could control the minds of most people who've posted here. They would all be very quiet and happily bring me cake and lemonade before robbing Trump and buying me an island.

Cake? Deal. I’m bringing cake. Oh and a baseball cap.

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7 Dec 2017

Quote by Taboo_Lad

Good point. Each mod will have different interpretations of the rules..

Sprite, one of those epic “50-50” mods in question answered Jonox. I hope he takes her advice and uses the volunteered services they provide.

I don’t often speak out like this. I’m not sure why you are here if you prefer the content elsewhere. Each to their own.

If you’re that passionate and want lush to publish your work you should write more, ask the moderators for help- not bitch about them. Hell! You may even be a mod yourself one day. Give these HUMANS that give up their time for free a little respect.

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4 Dec 2017

That’s a massive accomplishment xx congratulations! Sounds like you deserve a holiday ? exx

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4 Dec 2017

Quote by DarkSide

Well, I do love a number 10 cake, as long as it has no sugar in it. I'm sweet enough without.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You? Sweet? ???

Time to breathe; yes, you are swe... ? hahaha! lololololololol! Yeah, um okaaay xx whatever! Well, I’m adverse to Splenda. Rolling pins? Not so much ?

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28 Nov 2017

Quote by seeker4
Drugs are the exception. Those you should not use past expiry, or so I hear.

completely agree. Take unused meds to the pharmacy to be destroyed.

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