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Emily260
Over 90 days ago
Female, 37
United Kingdom

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Quote by DarkSide
We must be nearing 3 by now. It's been 3 days of me waiting for my comp entry to be validated. Perhaps it will get published in 3 more days.

That's what you're all waiting for - what a treat you have in store.

But how did Sprite know it would take 10 days anyway?


Well, well, well... THAT'S where you've been! Phew. Thought you had convinced your wife to meet the other 'interviewees' ?

Looking forward to it. More shameless plugging and bitching will ensue, hehehehehe! If sprite is doling out the punishments, can I watch? Pleeeeeese? Lol xx
Congratulations to all who challenged themselves to enter such a tough comp! Fantastic work. I'm left with a treasure trove of passionate outpourings and pride that this little community has such talent. Kudos to the winners exx
Quote by browncoffee
Why would i accompany my husband to a strip club? I'd already be giving him the cold shoulder for going anyway.


What about male strippers? I've been to a few hen nights under protest. It's bedlam, like they've never seen a cock before. The strip clubs I've visited have been a lot nicer atmosphere wise!
I've been to a few with and without hubby. Found we much prefer burlesque and the tease. Worst strippers I've ever witnessed was on a Sunday lunchtime in a pub getting changed behind a pool table. Draping her joggers over the buggy. No joke. Had to leave.
Well if you're slapping ginger? Better get ready for a spank of your own Denise!
I'm not confused for once, I deleted this message from my inbox as spam.
Quote by TheCharmer2016


A very posh place, I promise you, Emily, on our date

Darn it! Do they sell milkshakes? I'll take you for one if not!

Hello Connie, sure we could work on that ?
I'll blow punky a smooch, not slapping a straight talking woman after my own heart!

And why thank you ginger, that sounds like a great start reading your posts hehe xx
Hey Samantha X hope lush is treating you well I'm emily xx
You are too kind! I'll hold the dog and buy you a drink as you assist, watching hehe X
Dancing barefoot in the garden like a loony, stepping dog shit.
Quote by vivien
batteries not included


Great film!

*danger*
Unwrapping may cause sarcasm, uncontrollable laughter or a kick arse mentality. Use with discretion.
Damn. I'm thinking of bunnies dancing to Drowning pool- 'bodies hit the floor' while wondering if I sleep now how many minutes I'll get X

Not many.
Quote by Dancewithme
"A wise woman wishes to be no-one's enemy; A wise woman refuses to be anyone's victim." Maya Angelou. Happy International Women's Day.

I really hope that people read this through before thinking I'm putting a downer on IWD or anything personal against you dancewithme. It is not my intention.

I adore Maya Angelou yet I have problems with this quote. Nobody consents to being a victim. Female or male, 'wise' or unwise.

In my opinion, women can be their own worst enemies accepting 'their place in society' which is socially ingrained in many. Top that with OTHER women who tut, talk about you behind your back ('ooo she works, obviously didn't want to look after XYZ.. Look at her, just like a slut' etc) making other women question their aspirations. A twisted form of social control that many of my friends in real life adhere to, limiting their dreams.

I'll get of my soap box for now... (sorry if I've offended/bored the life out of anyone?)
Change has got to come from within the individual- grass roots! I get paid a pittance but so do the men I work with. This is about so much more. Equality starts in the mind.

Happy international Women's day all. ?
She's TERRIFYINGLY SCARY!!!

Fuck I just spat coffee again ?
By day, the road sweeper. By night? The town flasher... Hot mac X