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Emily260
Over 90 days ago
Female, 37
United Kingdom
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Hey all! I'd like to buy everyone a drink, especially the authors who have entered the competition and kept me urm.. entertained? ? I'm heading back to read more but want to say a big thank you to Sprite for making my day. If you need help kicking Hannah off your throne? Ask someone else, I'm not that brave exx
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I'm sitting thinking how lucky I am. Enjoying a smile in the quiet, taking a moment to remember what I'll never forget. I'll curse myself for not ironing or watering the plants tomorrow but I'm happy I'm wasting my time smiling about the best man I've ever known x
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Emily, you and Chesh are having way too much fun. ;) Just one question, you want those six beers all at the same time or one after another like a train?
Chesh, since you're 'toioling in the proverbial vineyards' maybe a Long Island Tea with a double-shot of vodka. Just a thought.
Any more orders?
Well, if I'm sticking to a bar stool ordering drinks smiling, keeping you busy I want to have fun!
Is Jen about? How's Norman? X
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I'm a bit less ambitious than Emily. I paid a guy to build my deck (a neighbour who also built me some gorgeous book cases for my den and helped me build my fence). Also, I'll have just one beer. Six seems a bit much.
Mmmmm.... bookcases? ? I'm a pain in my own arse at times. Should have paid someone but I'm stubborn and projects keep my mind from growling at me for a while. Hubby came home and we got loads done that weekend. Have one of my beers x
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I've seen the gate. It's a fine piece of carpentry, although it swings the wrong way... (so to speak). And kudos on Emily for not gluing, drilling or screwing (ooer) herself to the decking.
I'm half way through the ironing, and could murder a beer but I'll restrain myself for now... Although if you've got anything stronger to help me forget the working week ahead exists, Bill, I'd be eternally grateful. Might even volunteer to be one of those lickers so popular around here...
There is NO wrong way to swing! The gate is epic, whatever he says. I've made it easy access for small children and their amazing mum to come and admire the fact I've finished the decking. Lol. It swings into our garden. I think he's jealous I have cucumbers growing.
Go vote on chesh's story and he may leave me and my gate alone. ??
Six beers please now lol
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(slides another mug of coffee over to Laura) I'm told you two slipped in here late last night and did your 'thang' on the stripper pole. Obviously, a good time was had by all. ;)
Emily, your are approximately 100% correct about Chesh's story. As for tea, we only have two types. There's Earl Grey for the hot tea sippers and Lipton's for the iced tea swillers and the Long Island Tea guzzlers. Feel free to drop off a supply of some other favorite.
Don't forget Bertha has a large enough supply of hot, brownish steamy caffeinated fluid to keep Laura and the rest of you supplied. And the usual assortment of fine lickers are available.
Ohhhhh. I'll take a fine licker anyday, hehe, and a ice cold beer for me, please!
Made a gate today and happy I've finished the decking. Throw chesh an earl grey then, I suppose he's earned it. Thank you, Bill x
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Well, that was lightning quick! Only submitted a couple of hours ago but it looks like stormdog has kindly approved my comp entry, "No Shades of Grey".
Normally, I wouldn't pimp my stories out, preferring readers to find them on their own; but this one has been a bastard to write and edit, and I would love it to do well, so... I'm pimping it out to anyone and everyone. Just remember to use plenty of lube, and hose it down afterwards...
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/no-shades-of-grey.aspx
Got to say Chesh, it's more than worth a read, you filthy minded man. I know hardcore isn't your favourite category but boy, you can spin a tale!
I'll buy you an extra strong northern tea and a flapjack in celebration, and recommend others to go read it, I know Mike resists reading comp entries until his is finished so I'm off to bully him into action!
Welcome wild and hey everyone exx
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I'll have some iced lemonade before bed, seeing as though I'm a nutcase.
I really hope to finish my comp entry soon. Needs more filth. Hmmm.
Hey you, how about some crushed raspberries and flying ants? Come on girl, I have 0 standards but high expectations of you ??
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I've come for one last drink before I disappear.
Ms. R objected to my latest story and I will not publish it nor my comp entry. I need to focus on my RL relationship for now. Best wishes all. I'll miss your comaraderie and support. I will be posting things on the blue site - at least for now.
I'll take the most vile drink in the house please.
We've not met but I'll buy you one, a dirty pint of everything going, top shelf and bottom. (Here comes the puns!) I've not read your work, I've seen you around and wish you all the best x
Real life comes first. I hope you can handle your stolen drink and I don't have to carry you home. Good luck and will check out the blue site x take care, exx
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Emily, you're too kind. Or maybe you just don't know me well enough yet. 
Hahahahaha! Maybe it's *you* who doesn't know me well enough yet! ? I hope today has treated you better x
Hey all! I'm going to skip the coffee and enquire if you have any chilli vodka please. It's a wet, sexy welly boot day. After an afternoon of drug testing, I need the warmth and the hit.
Not sure if I fancy your arid weather dear barkeep, just a quick warm of the cockles. Hope everyone is good exx
Hahahahaha! Maybe it's *you* who doesn't know me well enough yet! ? I hope today has treated you better x
Hey all! I'm going to skip the coffee and enquire if you have any chilli vodka please. It's a wet, sexy welly boot day. After an afternoon of drug testing, I need the warmth and the hit.
Not sure if I fancy your arid weather dear barkeep, just a quick warm of the cockles. Hope everyone is good exx
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Awww, Jen. My loony dog was dumped on the doorstep about 7 years ago. Whoever told chesh that was right. Norman won't be alone, has had a family who will be there at the end x thank you for introducing me to Terrence in my brief shouty visit!
Tonya, hello! Thank you for welcoming me before, hope all is well with you and yours x
Afternoon all from me! I'm a crap regular so far and I'm guilty of hacking my hagrid mane too.... scrolling back (and as I'm in need of a beer) I had better see if a newbie like myself could back Mike and Jen for the bodacious RRR? Please?
Tonya, hello! Thank you for welcoming me before, hope all is well with you and yours x
Afternoon all from me! I'm a crap regular so far and I'm guilty of hacking my hagrid mane too.... scrolling back (and as I'm in need of a beer) I had better see if a newbie like myself could back Mike and Jen for the bodacious RRR? Please?
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Hey yourself Hannah, here- I've sneaked in a bottle of lemonade in, (don't tell) but it has a touch of Bombay sapphire in it? 50/50 chance of mood changing. The fabled 'mothers ruin' but it's cold, wet and mainly lemonade x
Thank you for the welcome! Slide me a pint that Mike decided sounds British please, I'm gasping x
Thank you for the welcome! Slide me a pint that Mike decided sounds British please, I'm gasping x
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Great to see you here, Emily! Fancy a pint? (did I sound British or what?)
A pint? A? Solitary? One? Are you kidding? If you're buying, I'll drink more than that haha! Would say make sure I get home safe but fancy trying the coffee at some point. Why waste time, ergernomics if I nap on the bar, surely?
Hello all, sorry for my lack lustre visit yesterday, I was hounding chesh to bed.
I found him guilty of 'sleep lushing' and he was late for work AGAIN today. Rumple? Can we have an earl gray ban until he pulls his shit together and writes again? Xx (he's going to kill me hahahahahahaha!)
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Any chance of a tea while I'm here, please?
I've followed you in. You need to sleep tonight so make it a decaf tea, if that's possible! I'll message browncoffee if not, she'll set you straight!
Hello and goodbye all! Rumple, thank you for not barring me on sight. Phew. Hopefully my character references checked out... Hope to stay longer next time, good day and sweet dreams to all ?
I've followed you in. You need to sleep tonight so make it a decaf tea, if that's possible! I'll message browncoffee if not, she'll set you straight!
Hello and goodbye all! Rumple, thank you for not barring me on sight. Phew. Hopefully my character references checked out... Hope to stay longer next time, good day and sweet dreams to all ?