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EricRhodes
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Illinois

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I like my job, very challenging and frustrating at times, but those times are few and far between. I love my boss! Wait a minute, I am the boss, of course I love myself.
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At my age I've tried so much and experienced even more. I guess I'm at the point I just want to dedicate myself the rest of my life to being the best husband, lover, father and grandfather I can be. All the past stuff was just fluff.
I agree with you completely...except I am not a grandfather. About to be a father again (June) after a 16 year interval, new wife, new life. I am a blessed man.
Ridiculous! My medical advisor (physician wife) says that is complete nonsense. And if you think of it, there would be a lot of impotent men walking around, no hard cocks, no sex and no children, the end of civilization.
Not particularly fond of being called baby or calling my wife baby, but if it happens, neither of us is militant about it. I have my pet name for her, which is an endearing derivative of her real name. What gets under my skin is being called Hun. I hate that, especially from someone I don't know.
Nudity is a way of life at my house, not that I am all the time, but when I want to be, I am...as well as other members of my family. No embarrassment, perfectly normal.
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This scene from National Lampoon's Animal House of Bluto in Dean Wormer's office is profound; one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history.


Love that movie, but my favorite scene was when Bluto does the Zit imitation.
At a party last year, one of our friends said to my wife, "Get a drink in Eric and he becomes a wild man." My wife's response was, "That is funny you said that, Eric does not drink, all he has had is Club Soda with lime." I do that purposely, it looks like I am having a cocktail, when I actually am not.
I think 'slut' is a derogatory description used all too often and not always appropriately. My definition of a slut is someone who has casual sexual encounters with many partners. I have never called anyone a slut even when they probably fit the description. I am a southern gentleman. smile
I most often call the shots, but I don't think that is controlling. I listen to what she likes and wants, then act accordingly. She does the same with me...a perfect blend.
There are many on my list, but my number one is my fellow Georgia Boy, Buz Bono.
Casablanca I have seen it so many time I can recite the dialog of each character.
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Looks like you didn't ask a question either Simplicity. I did, just above Eric's but it was over-looked... lol

Have You Ever caught someone being unfaithful?

Absolutely...my ex wife.
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Guilty

Ever been dared to Flash or Moon someone and followed through?


Yes, I have been dared and I did it.
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Is it possible to love two people at the same time?

Let me restate this question: Have you ever been in love with two people at the same time?
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Pretty Much any Limp Bizkit song......well they shouldn't be played anywhere, in my opinion so.......

All My Exes Live In Texas-Hank Williams


All My Exes Live in Texas...George Strait
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Sorry Nicky. I was answering Kingpenguin's question.


Is it possible to love two people at the same time?
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Okay, farm boy.. where's your question

Sorry Nicky. I was answering Kingpenguin's question.
It used to be 45 miles one way to my GFs (now my wife) condo. However, I would have driven to the end of the world just to be with her.
A gift to myself, Valentine's Day or whenever:



For my wonderful sweet wife, a romantic dinner, chocolate covered strawberries, no spirits as she is carrying my son. Love touching her baby bump, kissing it and listening to the heartbeat. That is really all I need.
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I like to sleep nekkid, swim nekkid, bike nekkid, skydive nekkid, surf nekkid & party nekkid.
This reminds me of Lewis Grizzard. He said naked means you have no clothes on. Nekkid means you don't have clothes on but you are up to something! Loved him, gone way too soon.
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I have great respect for Peyton Manning, but this year, I suspect the Carolina Panthers are going to win. Cam Newton is amazing.
My mistake, Cam Newton was awful on the field and his post game behavior was not professional. Kudos to the Denver defense.
Been there, done that! I was a teenage husband and father. Stupid farm boy did not wear condoms. No regrets, have two wonderful children from that 15 year union.
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Not a fan for the most part, but I have seen a few I like. I have one on my left butt cheek that I need to get removed or covered...it is my ex's name in her handwriting. My new wife says it doesn't bother her, but I think it does, so I will get rid of it.
Follow up: Last Thursday I had the tattoo on my left butt cheek laser removed. The process itself was not painful, but the aftermath is like a bad sunburn. A sunburn on your backside presents some challenges, sitting, toileting, etc. I will never do this again because it was my one and only tattoo and now it is gone. No repeat tats for me.