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EricRhodes
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Illinois

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Quote by Sirene_Jaune
I have a part of the 11 lines. The line is pretty deep and it makes me look annoyed even when I am relaxed. Has anyone done or used anything to make the line a bit lighter? I would never touch botox or the like.

Try a product called Nerium. I have fiends who have used it and the results are amazing.
I have great respect for Peyton Manning, but this year, I suspect the Carolina Panthers are going to win. Cam Newton is amazing.
I am married to my fantasy and she takes very good care of me, so, I rarely have to masturbate. Not saying I don't, but not daily.
I believe true love never dies. The relationship may end, but the love you had is always there. I have been divorced 4 years, have since remarried, but I still love her, for the life we shared and the love that created two amazing children. No regrets whatsoever.
Of course I have...I grew up on a farm...we raised cattle. Oh! You mean the human kind? Never.
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Being dyslexic, I just now realized that this thread isn't called 'bear trimmed or natural what do you like?' I was kind of worried about those that were bear trimmed.
You crack me up, Buz. Such a great sense of humor.
Just watched Grease Live on Fox. Not bad. I saw this on stage in NYC years ago. Very different from the movie.
If it is not healthy, it is not in my fridge. Well, that's a lie...thick sliced bacon. I feel my arteries hardening from all the bacon I eat. I am addicted.
No doubt about it, my smile. Love to show off those pearly whites my parents spent $$$$ in orthodontic bills for.
Quote by Buz
I was having great sex on Christmas Day until I got that Christmas bow stuck in my crack. Then in the excitement, tripped and knocked the Christmas Tree over, a short in the tree lights wires shocked my pecker and I had to be rushed to the hospital after a four erection (without using cialis). My wife was embarrassed but the Emergency Room nurses gave me a cool 'I Had A 4-Hour Erection' t-shirt.


That is so funny Buz, your creativity and sense of humor are infectious. You crack me up. (no pun intended)
1. Does getting an erection make you feel like you have to pee? Never
2. Can you pee with an erection? Sometimes, but the erection goes away, as with the morning wood
3 Are erection for you caused more by visual, physical, or mental stimulation? All of the above
4. Do erections hurt? No
5. When you get an erection when you don't want to have one, what do you do? Ignore it.
I am 6'5" and my wife is 5'2". The height difference is not a problem.
Not a fan for the most part, but I have seen a few I like. I have one on my left butt cheek that I need to get removed or covered...it is my ex's name in her handwriting. My new wife says it doesn't bother her, but I think it does, so I will get rid of it.
Was never a bodybuilder, but have an athletic build. After my divorce 3 years ago, I used exercise, weights and running to get me past the depression. Went from a 33" waist to 30" and for the first time in my life have a 6 pack other than in my ref.
Sexuality is a feeling, a need; it does not define you. You should go with your feelings and not be afraid. Be true to yourself.
Unsweetened almond milk, Britta water pitcher, oranges, pineapples, apples, lemons, kale, spinach, green, red and yellow peppers, carrots, celery, fresh ginger, bleu cheese, feta, fresh mozzarella, Brie, condiments, homemade salsa, sodium free turkey breast, Ahi tuna steaks, eggs and my guilty pleasure, God's gift to the world, thick sliced bacon.
I have one on my butt cheek, my ex's name in her signature. I hope to get it removed or covered. At least it is not visible, except when I am naked, which is most of the time at home or on my boat.
Grilled tuna, roasted vegetables, sliced garden fresh tomatoes and cukes, and Pellegrino Sparkling Mineral Water. Healthy, right? Except for dessert, 2 triple chocolate chip cookies.
Not a big fan of tats, but I have seen a few I like. I have one on my left butt cheek that needs to be covered. It is my ex's name in her signature. She has mine on her right butt cheek. Thought about covering it with a GA Bulldog, but it might be seen as disrespectful to my beloved Dawgs. Maybe a nice sailboat!
I grew up on a farm. One of my daily chores was to feed the chickens and gather the eggs. We washed the poop off the eggs and placed them in a wire egg basket, never put them in the refrigerator. That being said, the eggs bought at the supermarkets are refrigerated, so we keep them in the refrigerator at home. Now the question I have: who first saw an egg pop out of a chicken's ass and decided that was something good to eat. I don't eat eggs and rarely eat chicken...they are nasty animals.
Never had a problem with height. I am 6'5", my ex was 5'6" and my current GF is 5'7".
Quote by Buz
I loved Dr. Strangelove. Great movie!
One of my favorites, too.
Never shaved, never will. I like being hairy and my GF does not mind at all. She shaves/waxes her lips, but leaves a triangle for me to put my nose in. To each his own, I just like to be all natural.
Since my GF is an ER physician, exposure is common. She gets tested frequently, so there is no need for me to worry. That being said, I get tested about every 6 months, just to be cautious. So far, so good. If I played around, I suppose it would be more often.
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because I don't like pepperoni? Sorry, I hate it and any other greasy, fatty foods. smile
Definitely burnt! Plus it has pepperoni on it, yuk! My favorite is Pizza Margherita...thin crust topped with Roma tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil leaves, olive oil and freshly cracked black pepper. If it is baked in a wood fired oven, even better. Yum!