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Evie
Over 90 days ago
Fluid Female, 47
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Egg and cheese sandwich. It turned out quite well, disregarding the near disaster with the egg. Then there was the paradise blend juice. Happy tummy.
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Am I missing something here?
Your user name doesn't exactly cry out that you want stimulating intelligent conversation!
This is an erotic site so what do you expect? I'd suggest that you think about changing it to something that doesn't give a guy the wrong idea!


If you come here expecting only open pussy or hard cock, then yes, you are missing something.

This is an erotic stories website. Stories require reading. Reading requires stimulating the mind. The mind is full of infinite possibility, only a fraction of which is sex. It's nice, sure, but intelligent conversation surpasses the nether regions much of the time, and can also lead to more meaningful connection and enjoyment.

So, if you're looking for meaningful connections, try being more intellectual. If you just a fuck, go troll a different site.
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There's a clock there?

It tells me:

Current time: 8:21:25 PM.

No, the current time is 8:11:25 AM

Where does it get the 12 hours, and the 10 mins discrepancy from?


The 10 minutes are a mystery to me. I just went with the closest time zone, which according to windows is UTC (-1:00). That's Cape Verde Islands, plus a few minutes. No, I don't know why.

I imagine this is something that Gav will have to resolve for us. I hate saying that, because I know he's swamped. For now, I treat the forums as if they exist in a time zone not recognized by the real world. You should be proud! Lush is its own reality!



Wow, hold up. I wonder if it cycles even in relation to user time zones. That would make it *really* confusing. My brain hurts.
If you check the main forum page, there's a clock at the top that tells you what time the forum is set to. I figure it's easier to have everyone's posts indicate one time zone, rather than indicating every individual poster's time. I have added an extra clock to my windows clocks. It's called L, for Lush. Helps me keep it straight.

Edit: The forum time zone is UTC (-1:00), according to my computer.
What's your definition of normal?

I'd say if you can find a girl who is willing to submit to you and let you do these things, then it's normal for both of you. Who cares if it's normal for anyone else?

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Appears to be the consensus... All the bitching must just be a facade for protecting their secret clown fetish....


Oh. it's not a secret. I want to fuck a clown. Seriously. Let's go.

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i saw an ad for Sharknado the other day, and a mention that they are doing a sequel. it's not anything i'd watch, but you have to admit, the idea is interesting - a tornado of sharks. has anyone else seen it? is it worth watching for the cheese factor?


So, we actually managed to "watch" some of this. I was flipping through, looking for something not to watch so that I could go make dinner. I ended up on Syfy and it was on. OMG, it's sooooo bad. So bad that it's good, and then BAAAAD.

I seriously recommend *everyone* watch this movie as a drinking game. Drink every time a shark gets chainsawed.



Edit: Oh, the other thing I wanted to say is that I heard Discovery is getting lots of shit for their special on Megalodon, since it was pretty much all cgi'd fiction. My question is, how is this any different from the cgi fiction special on the dragon they found up in the Himalayas? Great fictitious documentary. Key word: FICTION.
So, my husband isn't comfortable reading erotica. I can respect that, even if it does deprive me of one of the best editors I know. He's alright with me writing it, he just gets all embarrassed reading it. It's kinda cute, really. I've tried to have a discussion with him about why pictures of sex and videos of sex aren't as embarrassing for him, and he states (with a straight face) that no one's going to jack off to erotica.

Say *what*??!?! <face palm>

His hangups aside, he supports my writing of just about anything, and he's willing to edit the non-sexy parts. :P

Nobody else knows about the erotica part, and that kinda scares me a bit.
Here's a good question. It depends on the story that's being told, doesn't it? Some stories don't need character development because we don't care who they are, just what they do. I've read plenty of *short* stories that had absolutely no depth of character and yet... they were amazing. And that's the other caveat. For a short story it's almost not necessary at all, since character development would make the story not so short. A longer story may very well require quite a bit of character development, unless the poor sod's just gonna go around experiencing things in an emotionally shallow manner. If the writing is really really good this could work, maybe. Cheers!
The fan. Crickets. Coqui. Random traffic. Just another day in paradise.