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F_LaCid
15 hours ago
Bi-curious Male, 78
0 miles · England

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There does seem to be an almost universal internet concensus that, across all males of any ethnicity, the average erect penile size range is between 12.8 cm and 15.3 cm (Google will convert that for you): at best historically I might have claimed 13.7 cm and about 13.9 girth, though at best wasn't about to try to measure accurately. So perhaps the reality question could be rephrased as how familiar are people of any gender with the internet average?

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Who both helped the short hours pass

You'll know of the fish called a Wrass

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Twas Swingers night in the local Spa

Mistakenly I went with my Da

Then found it was strip night

And for me that’s alright

'Cos you'll see what you like from afar.

Sat sombrely in front of my loom

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Twas Swingers night in the local Spa

Mistakenly I went with my Da

(That's a loosely Welsh term)

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I once chaffed my loins on ass hair

While having a ride to the fair

With Mary-Go-Round

And hands that are bound

I felt I should no longer stay there.

At rest on my Laurels I saw

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In the dark forest, I met a fairy…

So beautiful it was actually scary

I thought 'very nice, but take may advice

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Attentive

(not seen this before)

Damn should not have been attentive, by the rools!

Concentrating