I make jokes at odd moments.
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Accepted, That job would turn anyone into a lesbian.
I make jokes at odd moments.
I make jokes at odd moments.
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FicklePickleTickle
Over 90 days ago
Male, 57
United States
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Guilty. I would take the chance. Probably get hurt, but take the chance anyway. I'm reckless sometimes. 
Have you ever wondered why a totally awesome and sweet person feels so terrible about his or herself?
Have you ever wondered why a totally awesome and sweet person feels so terrible about his or herself?
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S E R V I C E S
She earnestly rewards victors in combat epee sword-fights.
H A P L E S S
She earnestly rewards victors in combat epee sword-fights.
H A P L E S S
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I ban MexicanGoddess for not coming to get some pickle when she has a craving.
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I ban Hap for ignoring the words, "be careful" in the Wish topic.
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You know I accept that.
I get tired of the world sometimes and don't talk to anyone for awhile.
I get tired of the world sometimes and don't talk to anyone for awhile.
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P L E A S E S
Picnickers like eggs and sandwiches every Saturday.
R H U B A R B
Picnickers like eggs and sandwiches every Saturday.
R H U B A R B
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I accept your delusion.
I am an incredible procrastinator.
I am an incredible procrastinator.
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A friend who surprises you by doing something special for you not even realizing that you really needed it right then.
Yeah get your minds out of the gutter. It wasn't about that. hehe
Yeah get your minds out of the gutter. It wasn't about that. hehe
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Since I'm not into anal, I'll take the vaginal. {I know that was for the women, but I wanna get the game going again.]
Would you rather have someone completely control you during sex or completely control them?
Would you rather have someone completely control you during sex or completely control them?
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When my cute little friend tells me that she is putting her coffee run on hold because she wants to spend a little time with me.
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naughtythoughcute giggles uncontrollably when "stealing" from anything that says, "Free: Take One" on it.
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Innocent
Ever become interested in a fetish because you have a really hot friend who has that kink?
Ever become interested in a fetish because you have a really hot friend who has that kink?
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C O A X I A L
Chatting online allows xenophobes interactivity at long-distance
Yeah take that, letter X word! hehe
B A Z I N G S
Chatting online allows xenophobes interactivity at long-distance
Yeah take that, letter X word! hehe
B A Z I N G S
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CABLERS
Cherish all beliefs like Easter Rabbit sagas.
B U R P L E S
Cherish all beliefs like Easter Rabbit sagas.
B U R P L E S
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W I N D O W S
We invented nipples. Developed our womanhood separately.
C O N F U S E
We invented nipples. Developed our womanhood separately.
C O N F U S E
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Innocent, not at work.
Have you ever fallen in love with someone who was incapable or unable to love you in return, for whatever reason?
Have you ever fallen in love with someone who was incapable or unable to love you in return, for whatever reason?
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I accidentally missed it. I was busy. I hate sports trivia as it is though. lol
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-Cherry, I had a feeling that might be your reply. I've heard a few stories about people being in a similar situation in public. It's usually described as being mostly a negative, almost horrific experience, at the time. Usually including a phrase like "I wanted to kill him/her for putting me through that!" The odd thing is that all of hem seem to look back on it as one of the hottest experiences they've had. I guess it's sweet, sweet torture.
-sexysush Did it surprise you back then that you could have a "hands free" orgasm? It's surprising to most people when they experience one or hear about it for the first time.
-justinebaby Why were you riding a bike on an ice cream flavor? Seriously, I hope you don't mind me saying, but for some reason the thought of that is actually kinda hot. Well, not for the falling down part. I hope you didn't get scraped up too badly. ;)
-Woman New? No. Just letting you know you are fun to have around Lush. :)
-rxtales That does sound awkward, but the fact that it was uncontrollable probably turned you on a lot, huh?
-Eutopia It sort of irritates me that I didn't know about this when I was a teenager. It would have been fun watching the girls my age ride. Unfortunately I found out when I was too old to be watching teenage girls. lol
I do envy the variety of ways that women can have fun. Again, thank all of you for sharing. :)
-sexysush Did it surprise you back then that you could have a "hands free" orgasm? It's surprising to most people when they experience one or hear about it for the first time.
-justinebaby Why were you riding a bike on an ice cream flavor?
Seriously, I hope you don't mind me saying, but for some reason the thought of that is actually kinda hot. Well, not for the falling down part. I hope you didn't get scraped up too badly. ;)-Woman New? No. Just letting you know you are fun to have around Lush. :)
-rxtales That does sound awkward, but the fact that it was uncontrollable probably turned you on a lot, huh?
-Eutopia It sort of irritates me that I didn't know about this when I was a teenager. It would have been fun watching the girls my age ride. Unfortunately I found out when I was too old to be watching teenage girls. lol
I do envy the variety of ways that women can have fun. Again, thank all of you for sharing. :)
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Granted, but then sadly it is revealed that Lola raises hairless donkeys for a living. It's not exactly the bare ass that you were expecting, but hey, at least you'll get some exercise spanking it.
I wish that things will work out well with my possible new gig.
I wish that things will work out well with my possible new gig.
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I'm not really sure what to say. I want to say this is beautiful, but it's so fucking tragic that I can't. (I hope you understand what I mean by that.)
I spent many years trying to help those who couldn't dodge the bullet try to recover from that. Note the word "try" in that sentence. It's a horrible life-altering experience that should never, ever happen, but it does all too frequently.
Seeing what it does to people and knowing how permanent the damage is truly heart-breaking. It just made me feel like ripping people who did that apart, piece-by-piece.
You have an beautiful heart and mind, kiddo. I just wish the world wasn't so fucked up.
*hugs*
I spent many years trying to help those who couldn't dodge the bullet try to recover from that. Note the word "try" in that sentence. It's a horrible life-altering experience that should never, ever happen, but it does all too frequently.
Seeing what it does to people and knowing how permanent the damage is truly heart-breaking. It just made me feel like ripping people who did that apart, piece-by-piece.
You have an beautiful heart and mind, kiddo. I just wish the world wasn't so fucked up.
*hugs*
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I'm going to be selfish for once.
I looked at the stars tonight and closed my eyes, and wished that the crush she has on me will turn into love.
What did you wish for?
I looked at the stars tonight and closed my eyes, and wished that the crush she has on me will turn into love.
What did you wish for?