t t y y r r
They talk. You yell. Relax, really!
S U G G E S T
I ban Kiki for not learning from her mistakes. [Yeah, I pay attention. hehe]
The power of suggestion. ;)
Close. 9 out of 10 today.
Accepted. We all do, buddy. lol
I see the world too grimly sometimes.
Very Guilty
Do you secretly lust after anyone right now?
I do the same. Accepted.
I can't stand country music or rap.
I educate people, so easily accepted.
I lose patience with people who are intolerant of others.
Guilty -many times
Have you ever had a friend confess lust for you without even hinting at it before?
Hap is the primary cause of gum disease like Gingivitis.
Ooops. I clicked on the wrong topic. Sorry about that. Please ignore. lol
T I C K L E D
Twice I came. Knowing Lola eats donuts. :P
C U L V E R S
F P I C K L E
First, pretend it can kick like emus.
I L T L G O L
This might change from day-to-day, but today it would be a really good story.
Would you rather have someone write you an erotic story, or have them whisper it in your ear?
[Set up for first joke: A guy walks into a drug store and asks the clerk where the talcum powder is. The clerk say, "Walk this way, sir". The man gets upset, and says, "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder!"]
A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
"No, it's just ice cream."
A W F U L L Y
Another wild festive up-chucker lets loose yelling.
H C I G T D R
Granted, but that something unfortunately is, "At least you don't have to worry about knocking anything over with it."
I wish I could visit a certain Lush friend at work today amd find out if that last thing she said was true. hehe [Yeah, I know that makes for a hard twisting, but I want that wish today. hehe]
The profile "rules" thing bothers me too, but for a different reason.
I'm not mad at the people who put the rules there.
I am however mad at the rude shits who made those people irritated enough to feel that they need rules now.