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FicklePickleTickle
Over 90 days ago
Male, 57
United States

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Guilty -many times

Have you ever had a friend confess lust for you without even hinting at it before?
Hap is the primary cause of gum disease like Gingivitis.


Ooops. I clicked on the wrong topic. Sorry about that. Please ignore. lol
This might change from day-to-day, but today it would be a really good story.

Would you rather have someone write you an erotic story, or have them whisper it in your ear?
[Set up for first joke: A guy walks into a drug store and asks the clerk where the talcum powder is. The clerk say, "Walk this way, sir". The man gets upset, and says, "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder!"]


A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

"No, it's just ice cream."
Granted, but that something unfortunately is, "At least you don't have to worry about knocking anything over with it."

I wish I could visit a certain Lush friend at work today amd find out if that last thing she said was true. hehe [Yeah, I know that makes for a hard twisting, but I want that wish today. hehe]
The profile "rules" thing bothers me too, but for a different reason.

I'm not mad at the people who put the rules there.

I am however mad at the rude shits who made those people irritated enough to feel that they need rules now.