Granted, but you must wear a stinky, sweaty costume and skate in the Ice Capades.
I wish I knew what was going on in someone's mind now.
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FicklePickleTickle
Over 90 days ago
Male, 57
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Granted, but when that week comes, there is a blizzard and you're trapped in your house with no TV and no Internet.
I wish that I wasn't so awake right now.
I wish that I wasn't so awake right now.
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Georgianne Harrell (evil teacher).
Trying to rescue this topic before it gets stuck.
Trying to rescue this topic before it gets stuck.
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Knowing I have some friends who are here for me when I'm down.
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The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
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Tease first.
Subtle innuendo or blatant get right to the point dirty talk?
Subtle innuendo or blatant get right to the point dirty talk?
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Screwy Squirrel. (Look on YouTube if you don't know him.)
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Talking to s silly, cool person who just happens to still be up too. 
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Z E A L O U S
Zippers enclose Angelita's lips of utter sultriness.
A M A Z I N G
Zippers enclose Angelita's lips of utter sultriness.
A M A Z I N G
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Granted, but B&B stands for Blubber & Burps.
I wish that I had a magic door leading to a certain person's house.
I wish that I had a magic door leading to a certain person's house.
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Q U I Z Z E D
Quickly understanding intention, zigzagging, zipping, evading, dodging.
P O C K E T S
Quickly understanding intention, zigzagging, zipping, evading, dodging.
P O C K E T S
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C U M L O T S
Cucumbers usually mean lots of tickle sex.
A W W Y L M E
Cucumbers usually mean lots of tickle sex.
A W W Y L M E
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Granted, but it becomes so easy, like a child's puzzle in the newspaper, that it becomes completely uninteresting for all of us. We end up staring into space for all eternity.
I wish that Lush wasn't having connection problems.
I wish that Lush wasn't having connection problems.
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Granted, but it becomes so easy, like a child's puzzle in the newspaper, that it becomes completely uninteresting for all of us. We end up staring into space for all eternity.
I wish that I had space for another bookshelf.
I wish that I had space for another bookshelf.
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W K E L T L H
Will keeping eggs let Tammy like Health?
S T A T I O N
Will keeping eggs let Tammy like Health?
S T A T I O N
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Do You Want To Go Private?
I think that's the winner based upon what he said about mine.
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Ruby doesn't like her own handwriting, so she cuts out individual letters to glue into the squares on the crossword puzzle each day.
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Granted, but you become fearless to the point of stupidity and walk into a lion cage.
I wish I had a pet chimpanzee.
I wish I had a pet chimpanzee.
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Granted, the octopus teaches you how to dance. Instead of stepping on toes, you step on tentacles. The octopus also feels you up while teaching.
I wish I could sleep when I pleased.
I wish I could sleep when I pleased.
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Ruby has a room dedicated to empty garbage cans, and completely different room dedicated to the trash that is supposed to be in them.
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Good night, LushStories. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
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Ruby gets excited when she "hits the jackpot" at the change machine.
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Granted, but he's a boring twit like Thurston Howell III from Gilligan's Island.
I wish I was fluent in my second language already.
I wish I was fluent in my second language already.