R A I S I N S
Roberta always initiates subtle innuendo nightly, surprisingly.
T E A C U P S
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
That the universe plays cruel jokes on us.
P A N T I E S
Pickles always need tickles in every situation.
C U R R E N T
Granted, but burglars get wind of it and use this to rob you while you're sleeping.
I wish I could walk on the ceiling.
Whose rhinoceros is this?
Justine eats only celery and carrots.
Justine's Snuggie is made from burlap.
Sprite is the meanest person in the entire world.
Megadeth - Peace Sells (But Who's Buying?)
EHEADED got himself pregnant. . . somehow. . . the doctors are still sorting that one out.
Granted, but can becomes will and you kick everyone's ass on the planet, and no one likes you anymore.
I wish I had a magic camera that could see anywhere I wanted it to.
Sweet talk. (Pun intended. All the cookie references have made me laugh a little.)
She & Him - You Really Got a Hold On Me.
Good one, Justine.
If man were meant to be naked, he would have been born that way. - Oscar Wilde.
Innocent.
Ever had sex with someone 10 years younger than you?
IJLYSMB
I just love your sexy mouth, baby.
Y A R A B V L
The fact that I can't teleport at will.
Guilty (Assuming I read that correctly. I think you might have been a little tired on that one, buddy. hehe)
Ever wonder if someone online or in real life was really too good to be true?
I Fought the Law. . . in my pants.
Anthrax - Caught in a Mosh