Innocent. My students would freak out. lol
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
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FicklePickleTickle
Over 90 days ago
Male, 57
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As cheesy as this sounds; watching people win stuff on game shows.
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Granted, but that state is the state of confusion.
I wish Alyson Hannigan would sit on my face.
I wish Alyson Hannigan would sit on my face.
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Guilty.
Have you ever found yourself fantasizing about someone you dislike?
Have you ever found yourself fantasizing about someone you dislike?
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Innocent.
Have you ever used anything not designed to be a sex toy as a makeshift/substitute vibrator?
Have you ever used anything not designed to be a sex toy as a makeshift/substitute vibrator?
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As usual, I have a unique reply, but this time it won't be boring like the last couple I answered for ya, Molly. hehe
I like both of these and it really depends on the woman in question.
I have found myself uncontrollable attracted to both types of "flirting". For me this has to be honest though, unless both of us know it's a role-playing thing.
With the shy ones, it triggers something animal in me. I wanna pounce on her. I love doing these little things that get her worked up, little by little, until I see her squirming, then make her squirm even more while she' s trying to hide it, and then call her on it when she can no longer deny it. I make her then beg me for it. There is something just purely hot about being able to tease and seduce like that. It gets me so worked up.
On the flip side of things. I love having a woman turn the tables on me like that. I love it when she's so bold that she takes control of the situation that I'm so desperately trying to remain in control of. If she can just fluster me to no end, get me worked up, never let me have any control of the situation, throw me down, pounce on me, etc. etc. That to me is incredibly hot as well. That holy-fuck-what-just-happened feeling afterward is almost indescribable.
I couldn't choose one or the other, even if I had to, so, I can't answer that part of the question. I'm just glad that you finally asked something that I didn't have to say, "Well, that's not my thing, really." to.
hehe
I like both of these and it really depends on the woman in question.
I have found myself uncontrollable attracted to both types of "flirting". For me this has to be honest though, unless both of us know it's a role-playing thing.
With the shy ones, it triggers something animal in me. I wanna pounce on her. I love doing these little things that get her worked up, little by little, until I see her squirming, then make her squirm even more while she' s trying to hide it, and then call her on it when she can no longer deny it. I make her then beg me for it. There is something just purely hot about being able to tease and seduce like that. It gets me so worked up.
On the flip side of things. I love having a woman turn the tables on me like that. I love it when she's so bold that she takes control of the situation that I'm so desperately trying to remain in control of. If she can just fluster me to no end, get me worked up, never let me have any control of the situation, throw me down, pounce on me, etc. etc. That to me is incredibly hot as well. That holy-fuck-what-just-happened feeling afterward is almost indescribable.
I couldn't choose one or the other, even if I had to, so, I can't answer that part of the question. I'm just glad that you finally asked something that I didn't have to say, "Well, that's not my thing, really." to.
hehe 
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Coony-sure throws slices of cheese at people who walk by his house.
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Quote by MrNudiePantsQuote by FicklePickleTickleQuote by NobeUddy
Claude Rains ... Extra bonus reward if you can guess why?
Sings: "Claude Raines was the invisible man."
"Out of sight!"
Points if you understand that reference. :P
Sings: "Claude Raines was the invisible man."
{{{{Edit}}}}"Out of sight!"{{{{Edit}}}}
Fixed it for you.
Unnecessarily wasted my time returning it to it's original correct form for you.
*Rolls eyes*
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Batteries aren't included. :P
CuriousButterfly's role model is that old woman on the coffee mugs.
CuriousButterfly's role model is that old woman on the coffee mugs.
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The MASH joke is different, but I can't remember how it goes now. It was RHPS and I think a pat on the back is fitting. Maybe you can find someone else to reward with the other. hehe
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The only two people who could nail my goofy sense of humor would be:
Wil Wheaton. Forget his role on ST:TNG. I'm talking his real personality here.
or (maybe)
the guy who played Randall in the Clerks movies, Jeff Anderson.
[Edit]: Holy crap those pictures look big on the forum. Sorry.
Wil Wheaton. Forget his role on ST:TNG. I'm talking his real personality here.or (maybe)
the guy who played Randall in the Clerks movies, Jeff Anderson.[Edit]: Holy crap those pictures look big on the forum. Sorry.
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No wonder I feel so pent up. :P
TearsOfAnAngel pours sand in her underwear in hopes of having a polished look down there.
TearsOfAnAngel pours sand in her underwear in hopes of having a polished look down there.
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I can't decide. Who looks the most like me?:
I am the brute squad.
Just having some fun, I'll see if I can come up with a real one later.
I am the brute squad.Just having some fun, I'll see if I can come up with a real one later.
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LusciousLola can only get off reading doctoral dissertations in quantum mechanics.
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Ok, working on this... my first thought is Tinkerbell... can we use animated character, maybe make it a CGI fest? *giggles*
I'm not sure there's anyone who is adorable enough to play you, sprite.
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Quote by NobeUddy
Claude Rains ... Extra bonus reward if you can guess why?
Sings: "Claude Raines was the invisible man."
"Out of sight!"
Points if you understand that reference. :P
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This one time, at band camp, LuciousLola made love to a tuba. It's hard to explain though, but the oomp-pa-pa's could be heard for miles.
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myself mistakenly thinks that people want to masturbate alone when they say to her, "I want to play with myself."
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stuart is jealous that Pinocchio isn't sitting on his lap singing rap songs in his ear.
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anton once took a picture out to a fancy French restaurant.
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You don't sound like an asshole at all, felix. I had a problem with the way that guy did it, not that the guy didn't want kids involved.
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Despite what the Coca-Cola company claims, sprite is really made with a taste of Artibega, the fictional combination of artichokes and rutabegas.
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In the last presidential election, Johnmoore voted to let the rabbit have a bowl of Trix.
[Side note]: Lola, that last one was almost not a lie. :P
[Side note]: Lola, that last one was almost not a lie. :P
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He said he was going to call or text when he clearly had no intention to do so. Lying is douche-y behavior to me.
As you said, he should have manned up and just told her so that she didn't sit at home wondering if he was going to get in touch or not.
Is he the biggest douche in the world? Nope, of course not, but he's definitely a member of the club.
Realistically, I would probably call someone a douche before you would. No biggie.
As you said, he should have manned up and just told her so that she didn't sit at home wondering if he was going to get in touch or not.
Is he the biggest douche in the world? Nope, of course not, but he's definitely a member of the club.
Realistically, I would probably call someone a douche before you would. No biggie.