You're missing a letter, but I'll keep playing:
LMSYLN
Lick my slit, you lying numbskull.
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FicklePickleTickle
Over 90 days ago
Male, 57
United States
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Innocent. I am very good at changing the subject. 
Have you ever driven miles out of your way to go to a business only because someone cute works there?
Have you ever driven miles out of your way to go to a business only because someone cute works there?
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Did someone mention cucumbers? 
hehe
lafayettemister has abused his "sword" so badly that even Elfin magic can't repair it.
hehelafayettemister has abused his "sword" so badly that even Elfin magic can't repair it.
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Innocent for both this and the inverse of it.
Have you ever shoplifted anything?
Have you ever shoplifted anything?
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Is it safe to assume that speed increases the final score? I was pretty slow for my first time compared to the rest of you.
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S C R E W M E
Sometimes Chastity really experiments with my ego.
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Sometimes Chastity really experiments with my ego.
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Post a punchline to a joke you've heard. The next person will post the setup, if possible, or say nope they don't know it. Either way, they post a new punchline and continue.
I'll start with an oldie, but a goodie:
"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the Talcum Powder!"
I'll start with an oldie, but a goodie:
"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the Talcum Powder!"
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[I fixed the typo. Sorry about that.]
P L U M B E R
Pickles, like umbrellas much better every rain.
S H O T P U T
P L U M B E R
Pickles, like umbrellas much better every rain.
S H O T P U T
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A U G U S T A
Atlanta, unlike Greensboro usually strays Athenians. [How's that for theming it?]
C O W P O K E
[Edit: Fixed my typo.]
Atlanta, unlike Greensboro usually strays Athenians. [How's that for theming it?]
C O W P O K E
[Edit: Fixed my typo.]
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Granted , but it grows out the side of your head.
I wish that girls was singing about me in that song.
I wish that girls was singing about me in that song.
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Granted, but it's made from Sea Cucumbers that have been sitting on the dock for a couple of weeks.
I wish I could grow all of my hair back.
I wish I could grow all of my hair back.
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Granted, but your dream girl is Peter Boyle in drag.
I wish that I could fly by my own power, like Superman.
I wish that I could fly by my own power, like Superman.
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Guilty, but I try to avoid even telling little white lies like that.
Have you ever cried during a terribly acted movie?
Have you ever cried during a terribly acted movie?
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F S T B O D H
First stop, the bottom of Darryl Hannah!
RMGISFH
First stop, the bottom of Darryl Hannah!
RMGISFH
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Alright, since everyone is afraid of this one, I'll do it just to start the fun back up.
Granted, but the rest of the world will suffer, starve, and lead much more unhappy lives, even the good people.
I wish that religious beliefs could be proved or disproved to end all of the arguments once and for all.
Granted, but the rest of the world will suffer, starve, and lead much more unhappy lives, even the good people.
I wish that religious beliefs could be proved or disproved to end all of the arguments once and for all.
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Ruby can call forth the animals, like Tarzan or Aquaman, unfortunately this seems to only be effective on Kangaroo Rats.
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H C O D A F H
Hap could only date a fish harasser.
WDAMDPB
Hap could only date a fish harasser.
WDAMDPB
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1. What Is Your Favorite Sex Position?
Ride 'Em Cowgirl! (With a wild one, of course.)
2. Where Would You Go On Your Dream Vacation?
Macchu Picchu. (Gesundheit)
3. What Is Your Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream?
Breyer's French Vanilla.
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Q1: What's the most unique, unusual, or embarrassing way you've ever had an orgasm?
Q2: Who turns you on even though you wouldn't normally admit to liking such a person?
Q3: Who was the one who "got away"? (Respect privacy, of course.)
Ride 'Em Cowgirl! (With a wild one, of course.)
2. Where Would You Go On Your Dream Vacation?
Macchu Picchu. (Gesundheit)
3. What Is Your Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream?
Breyer's French Vanilla.
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Q1: What's the most unique, unusual, or embarrassing way you've ever had an orgasm?
Q2: Who turns you on even though you wouldn't normally admit to liking such a person?
Q3: Who was the one who "got away"? (Respect privacy, of course.)
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Does that guy on the "Magic Jack"commercial annoy anyone else?
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Having someone hop into my lap and give me a huge hug without knowing that's exactly what I needed.
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UTWOFXW
Underwear, though warm, often fools X-rays wrongly.
HOMMFMA
Underwear, though warm, often fools X-rays wrongly.
HOMMFMA
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Granted, but it's all in worthless foreign money like seashells and beads.
I wish that the holidays weren't so stressful.
I wish that the holidays weren't so stressful.
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Granted, but he's a 5 year old boy and only a friend.
I wish women didn't ignore me so much.
I wish women didn't ignore me so much.
