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what on earth is vanilla sex???????? sorry if i sound stupid ladies :/
Sex that involves no twists or kinkiness, and no S&M. Basically plain regular sex. Typically sweet and happy and very lovey-dovey.
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Fugly
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Quote by DirtyMartiniQuote by Fugly
- not good when you drunk ramble and regret it in the morning LOL
Don't you know that drinking and blogging don't mix? Btw, I just have to ask....when you drink, do you actually go out to a bar? Or do you, um..."brown bag it?"
Just had to ask...
No amount of alcohol would even make me look half way decent to go out to bar, so yeah, I have to bag it.
Now you have made me depressed, so looks like I am going to have to bag it again tonight 
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I'm not sure if this is a v2 problem or a general problem. When I moved a picture from my image gallery to a photo album, I lost all the comments on it 
Still having a problem with my deleted blogs showing on my offline profile - not good when you drunk ramble and regret it in the morning LOL
Still having a problem with my deleted blogs showing on my offline profile - not good when you drunk ramble and regret it in the morning LOL
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Quote by DirtyMartiniQuote by ordonex
I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but it would be great if there was a way to mark which stories you've already read.
When you click on a story, the line under the title goes from red to gray...
True, but it's only short term. If you clear your cookies and history etc, it reverts back to red.
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Quote by DudealiciousQuote by Fugly
I do.
Does this sound familiar? keys, pencil, screwdriver and batteries?
Don't look if squeamish http://www.lushstories.com/penisplug
Now everyone will be wondering how I knowSimple, Lush moderators know everything
Ok but...
Hey, that's nothing, I've done worse! I put a penis in my hole
@Kinkme You're welcome....I think. LOL
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I do.
Does this sound familiar? keys, pencil, screwdriver and batteries?
Don't look if squeamish http://www.lushstories.com/penisplug
Now everyone will be wondering how I know Simple, Lush moderators know everything
Does this sound familiar? keys, pencil, screwdriver and batteries?
Don't look if squeamish http://www.lushstories.com/penisplug
Now everyone will be wondering how I know
Simple, Lush moderators know everything 
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Quote by gavQuote by FuglyQuote by Wholelottarosie
Like Jerseylynn and Mistress of Words the number of scores on my stories have all changed.
I think they were right when the site first converted but then changed at some point after that.
I only just noticed I lost 20 votes on my bagoween story. The rest are the same as before
UPDATE: Not even 8 hours later after I posted this, I lost another 15 votes on my first story
There is a reason for this. The old version of Lush recorded anonymous votes by recording a timestamp and an ip address, but not the actual score. When a score becomes stale (after a new vote), then the system needs to rebuild the story statistics. Unfortunatly the anon votes from v1 wont be counted as they have a zero score.
Make sense
Makes sense, not happy as I didn't have big amounts of votes to begin with LOL, but I understand - just!
Does this mean that the no comments on all votes is now in place? I ask only because of the above and because I have noticed new stories lately with scores or 2 or 3 without the "Scored with a 2 because...." comment
Also noticed that when I filled out my location, it doesn't show up in the forums.
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Like Jerseylynn and Mistress of Words the number of scores on my stories have all changed.
I think they were right when the site first converted but then changed at some point after that.
I only just noticed I lost 20 votes on my bagoween story. The rest are the same as before
UPDATE: Not even 8 hours later after I posted this, I lost another 15 votes on my first story
(opps!)
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Another issue Mr. Gav, and I just noted it on the other site...we are having people make the Top Author list with only five votes instead of the usual six requirement...
Same on both sites...
My last post in here, I'm afraid I'm coming across as being too negative
I don't think that this is just a v2 mistake. In September, the number one position was in place for nearly the whole month with only 6 5's. The number 10 position had a perfect score of 17 5's but was the number one spot for the month for most popular.
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Unless this has been changed that if you post more than once on the same topic, it doesn't appear???
No, this can't be the reason. I just made two posts entries and logged off and noticed in my activity that only one entry showed. So, it does show I have posted in the same topic twice even though I have actually posted here 7 times. It appears fine in the 'latest forum posts' just not in the 'activity list'.
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Oh here we go Gav...found something interesting which was not an issue on the other site...
My tag searches aren't working, I clicked on my "whatever" tag, which as you know is in all my stories and it came up with two results, instead of the 104 expected...
Search results for "whatever"...
http://tags.lushstories.com/whatever
It's just showing the last two posted stories, which is interesting because one was posted before the upgrade...
Consider yourself lucky, paperbag yields 0 results LOL
Fugly/Fugs only shows one of my stories.
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Here are some problems I have come across.
- As mentioned before, when I delete a blog entry, if I go into 'all blogs' it does not appear and seems to be deleted. But, if I log off and view as a guest, my profile page shows my deleted blog???
- Also mentioned before, when you search authors (me for example) I am on page 2 and on page 3 begins FA again.
- I have set my time to the correct time but the time is still incorrect - about 9 hours behind.
- Not all forum posts are appearing in the activity list. I have made 7 posts, but it only shows that I have made 2 when I view my page offline. Unless this has been changed that if you post more than once on the same topic, it doesn't appear??? I have noticed this on all profiles.
- As mentioned before, when I delete a blog entry, if I go into 'all blogs' it does not appear and seems to be deleted. But, if I log off and view as a guest, my profile page shows my deleted blog???
- Also mentioned before, when you search authors (me for example) I am on page 2 and on page 3 begins FA again.
- I have set my time to the correct time but the time is still incorrect - about 9 hours behind.
- Not all forum posts are appearing in the activity list. I have made 7 posts, but it only shows that I have made 2 when I view my page offline. Unless this has been changed that if you post more than once on the same topic, it doesn't appear??? I have noticed this on all profiles.
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Quote by DirtyMartiniQuote by Fugly
I get the error message for yours but no problems with mine. Maybe a hint? LOL
Oh btw Fugs...it looks like I'll be resubmitting about 104 stories after I re-join here...just letting you know...
Oh, I'll find a way to be busy with other things when you do...just letting you know... LOL
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I posted in the v2 thread, but just in case -
All the stories in the story queue are appearing as MP3's
EDIT: Sorry, the last 3 are normal. Maybe they are new???
Freaky. Please do not verify any stories until I de-audiotise these queued stories, thanks.
ohhhh I LOVE freaky LOL
No problems. More time off
No rest for YOU! The unverified queue has been cleansed of audio, happy verifying
I'm glad you didn't add audio to the forums because at this moment you would hear a lot of bleeping
LOL I'm going to rest now for a couple of hours, have fun LOL 
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Quote by gavQuote by Fugly
I posted in the v2 thread, but just in case -
All the stories in the story queue are appearing as MP3's
EDIT: Sorry, the last 3 are normal. Maybe they are new???
Freaky. Please do not verify any stories until I de-audiotise these queued stories, thanks.
ohhhh I LOVE freaky LOL
No problems. More time off
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I could list quite a few as I am a story verifier, but I will keep it down to my most annoying three.
1. Excessive use of exclamations!!!!!!! One day for a joke, I am going to reject a story with the reason 'If Alice is that shocked that you have to use more than one exclamation, she should be in a hospital, not in an erotic story. Please save her from an early heart attack and only use one'. Also, an exclamation at the end of every sentence
2. All capitals in narration indicating shouting. "OH BABY, I THINK I AM GONNA CUUUUUMMMMMMMM," he yelled. There is no need, especially if it is stated that he/she yelled or shouted. Really, if two people are having sex, that would mean they are right next to each other and who would want the other shouting in their ear during what is supposed to be an intimate moment - if not intimate, please think about the neighbors.
3. Forgetting about punctuation in speech. 98% of the stories that I verify, have a full stop rather that a comma before 'he said/she said' or nothing eg. "Oh baby I think I am gonna cummmmmm." He yelled. It should be, "Oh baby, I think I am gonna cummmmm," he yelled. As there is a comma, the following 'He' should therefore be 'he' (in lowercase).
1. Excessive use of exclamations!!!!!!! One day for a joke, I am going to reject a story with the reason 'If Alice is that shocked that you have to use more than one exclamation, she should be in a hospital, not in an erotic story. Please save her from an early heart attack and only use one'. Also, an exclamation at the end of every sentence
2. All capitals in narration indicating shouting. "OH BABY, I THINK I AM GONNA CUUUUUMMMMMMMM," he yelled. There is no need, especially if it is stated that he/she yelled or shouted. Really, if two people are having sex, that would mean they are right next to each other and who would want the other shouting in their ear during what is supposed to be an intimate moment - if not intimate, please think about the neighbors.
3. Forgetting about punctuation in speech. 98% of the stories that I verify, have a full stop rather that a comma before 'he said/she said' or nothing eg. "Oh baby I think I am gonna cummmmmm." He yelled. It should be, "Oh baby, I think I am gonna cummmmm," he yelled. As there is a comma, the following 'He' should therefore be 'he' (in lowercase).