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I would say that if you wish to write a humorous story, that you need to add humor to the beginning, middle and end. If you wish to write a serious story with some witty comments, that you also need to add them at the beginning, middle and end.

I must say I did find your story to be serious with only a couple of witty cliches in one paragraph, that to me, were distracting from the seriousness of the story. If a reader writes, as one did, 'I don't know if you were going for a bit of comedy in this but..' you may need to add humor or satire to your tags so readers know what to expect and know that it is not just poor wording - not saying that yours is
Sounds like a very sincere and honest person. Has a wonderful album collection. Oh, also love the background

Edit: LOL, that was meant for HK4167 but ShyVixen beat me to it

As for ShyVixen, great pictures, very nice bio and has a good collection of stories
I didn't realize how stubborn the Canadians were LOL
I have to say that I always have a laugh when I read 'my wife has a low/lower sex drive, should I fuck around?' It never seems to occur to them that if they, the husbands, weren't being such selfish p***ks and just thought about just getting themselves off, they actually might get a bit more at home.

It's also amazing how many neglected 'low drive' housewives are screwing around as eviotis and HornyNumph suggested, but not for fun, but because they are neglected.

If I was to have some fun am I a b*stard or just having some harmless fun?


To the OP, it's only a dilemma because you are making it so - have a wank instead and save your marriage - that's if you truly love your wife???

As for cheating, there is no borderline. Harmless fun is cheating and cheating equals divorce. So yes, you would be a bastard for having/wanting some fun outside your marriage.

Don't hold back, I can take it!


I actually held back a lot lol
Hello again

I tried what you described and I had the same problem - no paste option. You must use 'Copy Image Location' (or similar. I am using firefox, but the wording should be close) and not use just 'Copy'. What browser are you using?
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Just curious...is there an application to send out 103,000 friend requests at once? Hmmm...let me see if I still remember my programming skills...

And be careful about drawing too much attention to yourself...it could have its hazards...


LOL I doubt it. You will have to do it the manual way and the easiest way to do that is to go to home page, click on Active Visitors, then just roll your mouse over their name and go down to Add to Friends. I don't think you even have to go to their profile - thus not given them profile views LOL.

You have to give up going to gifbin.com - they never work on here lol

Is this the one?

Now, which farts are we talking about? The silent one? the bubbly one? the solid one? the whooshy one? or the squeaky one?

Guilty to all. Yes I fart. I fart when I cough, I fart when I sneeze, hell, I even fart when I am asleep LOL. But ONLY when I am alone

Anything else you want to know?
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Could you create a Fugs Stamp of Approval Seal for hot attention whore pages? And give me one for my page.


Something like this???


Done LOL
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What more could I do to my profile to draw views?


A couple of ways of getting views are:

1. Write as many dirty, related stories you can.

2. Flood the forums with whorish remarks.

3. Ask anyone and everyone to be your friend - They will go to your profile to see who you are before accepting.

4. Write in your blog area that you have posted nude shots and ask what do they think.

5. Add a forum signature and link it to your profile.

6. A really easy one, go to the chat rooms and state you are bored.

7. Log on as much as possible.

8. And then post in a attention whore thread asking 'what more could you do to your profile to draw views' (that's pretty clever lol) PS. add a sexier background

Hello Kinkme,

Adding a gif is the same as adding a picture. All you do is find one that you like on the net, right click and select 'copy image location' (or similar) and go to someone's profile and in the add a comment box, right click and paste and then click 'Post a comment'.

This man is amazing.

Now if every singer could pull this off, they wouldn't have to worry about splitting the profits between other band members or video editors etc LOL
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From what I've seen and read, and not just in RP but in writing, is the biggest concern because of all the shape shifting, and when not to do it. Know when to keep it human and include this in your chatroom rules. As you said, most people didn't read the description which means they didn't read the rules either, so I would advise an invitation/password protocol to better qualify your participants. This way you can spend more time playing and less on the banhammer.


scot_CH is right. Any sexual activities regarding werewolves or any other supernatural creature, must be in human form otherwise it crosses the line to beastiality and must be consensual and not mind controlled etc. But besides that, it sounds like fun and I wouldn't mind watching if no-one minded (too shy to participate).
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I Command you all to NOT look at my page!



OK
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Luvitall is making early headway...


Eeeewww Thanks for the link nic. I see (but don't understand) why she is so popular - she has a rather large group of pics of close ups, a half dozen of her sounding, and a couple of her figging
NOT

What is so hot about a guy cumming all over a pic??? Do they even print the picture out, or do they just cum all over their computer??? LOL too weird - even for me
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I see what you did there Fugs....here's a profile view for you from me. It's all working as it should. You might want to clear out your cache or cookies if you are genuinely having issues your end!


Are you sure? ^ see, that picture is only half displayed, I would really appreciate Nic, or anyone else, if you could check again ... and again and again

Am I that obvious?, hmmmm have to change tactics. Sorry, I had to try something LOL, it's just no-one would be interested in seeing all my naked and unmasked pictures I have on display
Well how fucked up is this! I am so angry! I don't even stand a chance now

None of my pictures are displaying properly (some are cut in half) and only the first sentence is showing in my bio and sometimes when I try to go there, it comes up with a 404 error.

Not happy

I guess I can only wish the others good luck because I don't seem to be having any! not if no-one can even view my page grrrrrrrrrr
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What in the fuck is an Arab strap?


I've seen them, but like you, never heard of it. The two straps are for the testicles and the ring is for the cock. This picture is upside down, well, depending which angle you are looking at it lol

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I saw what you did there!


Shhhhhh, No you didn't lol
To help only those who don't think they stand a chance, I am going to offer some help.

Simply go to http://www.lushstories.com/fugs and send me a private message and briefly say you want me to visit your page for the competition. I will then visit your page three times daily (morn, noon and night) for the whole month of February.
This has happened to me a couple of times now over the past week. When I get a black box online message and have written a reply and then I pressed reply, nothing happens, it just stays there - I can't send it. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't
Often when I love a song that has a deep meaning for me, I come across a cover that totally ruins it for me - this one didn't! To repeat what Dude said 'Very effing cool' lol

Thanks
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Sorry for spell error...fix it..cheers, so when did you masturbat last?


Fixed
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I couldnt agree more. It seems that lately innocent questions are being turned into controversial topics by some instigator that just wants to cause turmoil then run away so they can reappear with a new screen name and start again!! Taking all the fun away from Lush. It is seriously making me wonder if its time to go!


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I am absolutely not equating racism with preference. If I have a preference to only hire white people, I am a racist. If I have a preference to only vote for white people, I am racist. If I have a preference to only be attracted to white people, I am racist.


No one is coming in here and saying they are ONLY attracted to a certain race. Please stop using 'only' - no one else is. That is how you are turning this topic into members being racist when they are not.

How on earth is that last statement not racist? That's one of the most racist things I've ever read.


So if I wrote 'Men with big thumbs mean that they have big cocks' would be considered racist as well, not stereotyping? I must admit that I was in a rush when I wrote that sentence you referred to; it should not have said 'I only like black men because....' I should have said 'came in here and said that all black men have big cocks and all white's have tiny cocks'. I deserve being called out on that one lol, but still, it was an example and not anything anyone has said, nor did I mean it. Not every remark has to be racist. So if you wish to call me a racist for that mistake, please do if that is what makes you happy. It doesn't really bother me as I know who and what I am.

a sexual preference for a certain race is racist.


How can this be racist??? I can understand if it was stated that you had a sexual preference for a certain race AND hate all other races, but this is just clearly favoring one race over another, the same as favoring white wine over red wine. Racism is hate, preference is just that.

I said this before and I will say it again, if someone can inform me of a more "tactful" way to tell people who are being racist that they are being racist, I will happily do so. I will not, however, be silenced. I will not accept blatant racism uncritically, I will not acquiesce to your (or anyone else's) desire for this issue to remain unexamined and undiscussed.


The most tactful way to tell people who YOU THINK is racist is not to publicly call them a racist without even knowing that person - and just because you say it is so, doesn't necessary mean it is. Just a friendly bit of advice, please do not assume that you or this discussion can not be silenced, trolling (I am saying this as you are making it a point to single out members and to turn every remark into a racist remark) and being insulting to members is a very good way to be silenced.
Okay, I'll try again lol

Cassie,

Oh, I understand racism all to well. I am embarrassed and frustrated (even disgusted) to say that my own mother is a racist. I have told her it is wrong, I have tried to educate her, but as with your argument, she will not admit she is racist although she 'hates and despises' the true descendants of my country and makes stupid statements that they do not belong here or anywhere else for that matter. Yes, I do understand racism and some of what you are saying.

But with this thread, it was asked of us if we preferred a certain race sexually and this is where you have us all wrong and you yourself are wrong - it has nothing to do with hate or despising a certain race, it is about preference. Having a sexual preference for race, color, size etc will not make you racist. I'm white, but I love the look of a lean glistening naked black man when he is hot and sweaty. Now does that make a racist against whites, NO. I do not hate or despise white men, and even though I have never slept with a black man, to me, some black men are more sexually appealing. In other words, I PREFER lean black men visually more then white men. I will still fuck and love both, but get that little more wetter seeing a hot naked black man.

Now if I came in here and said I only like black men because they all have big cocks and all white's have tiny cocks, again that it is not racist, that is bad stereotyping.

But if I came in here and said that I would not sleep with any black or white or whatever because they are a vile race or that they should go back to the fields (sorry, this is only for an example - not the way I feel) then that is racist. Noone has come in and said anything like that. Repeat, we have just stated our sexual preferences.

You remind me of another member we once had. Storm argued over and over that we were not doing anything about saving the world, yet like you, when asked 'what are you doing about it?', he could not give us an answer. Calling out people and insulting them by saying they are racist is not doing you or the fight for racism any good. It will only close ears rather than open them. Learn to be more tactful rather than insulting.

If you want us to understand and listen to you, then please have the same respect and listen to us and do not put words into our mouths. That is all I ask.