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I was going to come in and introduce myself, but it seems anyone who has a sense of humor isn't welcome it's not PA that is causing the drama, so please lighten up
Quote by AnnieLuvsToFu
i always cleanse my self well before I have anal sex or when we go out to party and so it is no problem for me to suck his cock after he has fucked me in my ass. And besides, my men love for me to do it and they get hard so quick again for mesmile


Remind me that if I am ever at the same party as you to never, ever, NEVER share a drink with you - I value my health rather than a reputation.

This thread reminds me so much of my mothers answer when I used to bug her and ask what was for dinner - shit on toast LOL No matter how you prepare it, it is what it is.
This thread has been rather ummm surprising to say the least.

It is hard to believe that today, with the knowledge of sexual diseases, people still think it is safe to go from anal to oral claiming that they are 'safe' because they have had an enema??? seriously??? What?, washing your ass out with water is going to kill all the germs?

That is like saying that once you place a raw chicken on the kitchen bench top, then wipe it down with just water and a sponge, you can prepare other food on it because it 'looks' clean. Ummmm e-coli, food poisoning.



I really don't think I need to say that my answer would be a big resounding no!
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I'm a little concerned about Fugs trying to get me back for that one...






oh, I really don't want to say this, but DirtyMartini is *cough* ummm *swallow* right.

Each or other does not appear anywhere in the poem or tags. And for me, the poem does not appear in the search for eachother

Gav???

or is nic just having fun lol
Quote by Shylass
I was bullied all through school, and regular as clockwork, at least twice a year somebody says something in the street to me.

The worst I have ever had (from an adult stranger) are, "You are so fucking fat and ugly, why don't you do us all a favour and kill yourself" and from my First Kiss lad,"(I lied about loving you because) nobody else will and I wanted you to feel like a normal person for once".


Just for you


Though these comments are not the worse things that have been said to me, they are the ones that seem to have stuck with me as they were made by several fellow lush members

'You really don't think much of yourself, do you?'

'You have extremely poor/low self esteem'



But the comments I do love are ones like this made by a Moderator

'I don't think it's any worse than Fugs av's. No offense Fugs but some of those are weird and scary shit! '

Now that one made me smile from ear to ear with pride LOL
Quote by nicola
After a whole month's whoring, Cumgirl's story submission timings and incessant site spammi....I mean, clever marketing tactics, have won the day. Well done!

Angelslut has been very gracious throughout this campaign, and deserves a special mention =d>

Well done everyone, that was a fun distraction!

The scores on the doors:

cumgirl 16,815
angelslut 13,779
naughtyannie 12,507
sprite 12,446
littlesister_ 9,968


The embarrassing thing for me is that cumgirl got more views in one month than I have in 18 months

Congratulations cumgirl and you are very lucky to have a friend like Angelslut who not only at one stage was winning but who also campaigned for you - that is why I love lush.
I'm not sure I can be of any help Even though I have a android phone and I am a member of the Android Market, I cannot find any of my stories on the application or the website to fill in a complaint with them or google

If this *ahem* person was not stealing stories, he should be removed from the web for incompetence. I have been 'Deleted' twice now, and I am still a member Just makes it easy for me for reposting LOL

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I highly recommend adding a disclaimer at the start / end of your stories.

Then when people come along and read that the stories have been stolen, they'll head over to here, where the original is kept, and the content thieves will be exposed for the *insert your favourite expletives here* they are.


I will be doing this - sorry to SV's in advance
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but, if the simpsons have been around for 23 years, doesn't that make them all legal.........


LOL if you look at that way, yes legal, but oh so morally wrong considering you would be watching a 24 year old female who still can't speak - or is that every man's fantasy???

By the way, I don't know if it's the flames in the signature that's making me hot but your lowercasing looks ever so sexy
Nic gave you some good advice about the viruses, but also, please be careful regarding downloads. Even cartoon characters need to be aged 18+ and anything less, could or would be considered by law as child pornography. Best to stay away from sex cartoons like simpsons etc.

Nic, hope this is not out of place, but may I make a suggestion?

This is has been a ummm rather interesting, competitive competition LOL and I was thinking that maybe a future competition could be based on style, wit, background, bio's, stories etc rather than just views? Have a special forum topic dedicated to the competition where members could nominate their favorite and break down their votes based on blogs, background, bio, stories and galleries? I know a little excel, so it shouldn't be hard to keep a running tab.

Also, maybe not a monetary comp. but a badge competition for those Badge Whores??? (not like me of course )

I think that way, a male would have more of a chance of winning (congratulations Frank_Lee in advance ) and it would actually encourage members to visit other profiles and stories rather than be competitive and purposely not view a profile as I guess may be the case here.

Plus the bonus of the increase of stories (because we all know that story verifiers don't have enough work to do - LOL miss you guys )

@CumGirl, if you don't win, you definitely deserve a special mention - well done!
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And don't forget she'll be expecting to be paid off for the rest of her existence ( alimony ) just because she spread her precious legs for his "iddy biddy tiny miniscule penis "


Alimony = compensation
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Yes, yes, I have to agree, that a good wifey always knows her place - and her place which as it happens to be, is in a line, queuing up at the divorce courts, waiting to get those precious papers to serve - yes, serve! - her old outdated, old fashioned, iddy biddy tiny miniscule penis of a chauvinist animal type husband, her words of freedom LOL
There is still a problem with deleting a blog entry. It looks like it is deleted but when you log off, you have duplicate entries
I really can't say that anybody annoys me, but I can be sure that I annoy many
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Yes - under the desk, on her knees, nodding her head up and down.


grrrrrrrrr No, that should be a man under the desk, on his knees ...
As this is a rather hot topic, and just having to remove 14 images that clearly broke the site guidelines, I would like to remind members of the following terms:

Please do not post images on this site, either in your avatar, via our messaging system, in any forum areas, which are of a "sexually explicit" nature. These include images of:

sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex;
;
masturbation;
sadistic or masochistic abuse
explicit genital closeups

All photographs of an adult nature must be of people over 18 years of age.

So pretty please, no more big pinky bits, erect penis, big gaping holes, fisting etc

Other than that, have fun and thank you
Thank you so much

I so so love this song. Whether it's the official video, the basement or even 5 people playing one guitar, I still haven't heard a bad version. I am still having a hard time deciding if I have a bigger crush on Gotye or Kimbra
This is where a woman's place should be ... not the *ahem kitchen!

Here are the numbers for February only - a third of the way in, things are getting tighter at the top:

littlesister_ 5,397
sprite 4,732
cumgirl 3,835
amyboston 3,817
naughtyannie 3,815



Ummm wow. Is there a chance Nic, that you might consider a condolence prize for the least viewed page for an active February member? I might stand a chance that way
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I dont like ranting, but sometimes there is no other way to feel better. I wonder if there is a "Rant" thread where you can air your frustrations on the world. Bitch about that dickhead who cut you off changing lanes etc...would be great therapy..


There is and you can find it at Things that just piss you off
Just keep in mind that all answers must comply with the forum rules and all ages mentioned must be over the age of 18. Thank you

Now back to the question. I've never tried it Mine is fixed to the wall above my head - so unless I start doing handstands in the shower... LOL
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You think that would get more views to my page Doll? Hmmm...let me go get my camera...

You know, I tried before but couldn't get it all in the picture at once...maybe I'll try again...


Maybe instead of using macro mode, you should get someone to stand back and use a hyperfocal lens. Just saying....
LOL I'm probably the most backward person on here

It is hard to tell as a small picture, but it is the crawling (forward) position. The skin above the head is the butt and then the shoe above that. I was playing around with angels and liked this one the best as I thought who else has tits and ass in the same pic

Mmmm Saturday night? I'll have one too please
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This by far is the most requested feature for mobile. It will be coming soon!


Then you will have to create another sex category - a special one for 'auto corrects' LOL Now, they would be interesting to read