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GardenerGuy
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
People who watch Fox News and allow their minds to be twisted by hate-speech.


indeed.

so then - my major suckage is turning the big 5 - 0 on the 1st.

last post (lol not the trumpet thingie)

all the best, folks
whining about whose turn it was to let the cat in.

EDIT:

x......uuhhhh........X-tricating oneself before full consummation.
I can grammatically parse any sentence, blindfolded, handcuffed, and suspended upside down. (quiet kettle drum roll)
some hot, dangerous "damsel in distress" to add intrigue to your Sam Spade-like life.
I burn effigies in honour of the redoubtable Mr. Hamburger, which most people might not find very interesting, but that's ok.
smile

Granted, but it's an old curling broom, and soon life becomes a depraved whirlwind of bonspiels, cashspiels, and briers, getting drunk with really boring people, and wearing ungainly clothes that conform to that crowd. Before you know it you're about 42 pounds overweight and accordingly lose interest in riding your broom, but your curling jokes will be top-notch.

I wish they'd somehow combine "Glee" with "Breaking Bad".

(or "Fried Green Tomatoes" with "Driller Killer")
Quote by seeker4
I mentioned it another thread, but if you're okay with subtitles, Lust, Caution, directed by Ang Lee, has some pretty steamy action in it even if the ending is a downer.

Quote by Sssnake


I've Heard That Movie Is NC-17. I've Got To See This Movie.


seeker4 is right - awesome hotness - hot enough to make it on my profile anyway lol.


also Tin Drum, Mulholland Drive AND Falls, The Fourth Man, among scads of others.
Granted, but only on the condition that you're constantly drinking from it to keep it from overflowing.







and only through this glasses-with-moustache straw







I wish 50 (y.o.) was the new.......oh, 23?
The finals tomorrow........

Too bad Kings/Black Hawks series had to get decided by a fluky goal. (a number of whacky goals that game). As already stated, THAT should have been the finals - quite the amazing series. I can only hope the Rangers' speed and defensive titans McDonagh and Girardi can pose an obstacle, but in the end I wouldn't be surprised if the Kings simply smash and plow and basically flatten the jebus out of NY, especially on the forecheck, which is a relentless Mack truck. Basically hoping for a close series - wonder if Nash will still continue being a ghost lol. (0 goals in 11 playoff games - that's pretty fucking shitty lol)
This might be threadjacking, and I might be tooting my horn here a little, but when I was a wee Racquet Club of Victoria brat, Bill Cosby came by and played on our courts. (notice here how much he chokes up on his grip)





At the time ('76?) there was an utterly putrid cartoon called "Fat Albert and the Cosby kids". The intro theme featured the Cos yelling "HEY! HEY! HEY!" in a gravelly baritone (just like Louis Armstrong's vox)





As he played in front of a good-sized crowd (not pictured in any of these pics), a bunch of us cretinous brats lined up right at the edge of the back court and mumbled "HEY! HEY! HEY!" whenever he was playing on our end.





After a while he got so annoyed by all our HEY! HEY! HEY!'s that near the end of the match he suddenly stopped in his tracks between points and turned at us and shot us a piercing, butt-hurt glare that made the crowd go "ooooooooo!"





so, yeah - thought I'd brag a little about the Cos giving me the evil eye on the tennis court.






lol INSTANTLY lit up a stogie while stepping off the court signing autographs.
totally stoked - got it all figured out -





EDIT - LOL - so distracted by this menagerie that I only just now noticed the attribution in bottom right corner lol. Surprised that the pic loaded a gazillion times its original size.