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GardenerGuy
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Ha! Sure, whenever I don't have the dreaded ol' "W.B.", which seems to be about, oh, the majority of the time. sad

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when first joining the site, was using mainly the chatrooms before they eventually took a backseat to threads/story writing.
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GardenerGuy
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Granted, but you were saddled with Grumpy, the Slow Elephant, and just plunks himself down at the beach, looking at the girls, and just *will not budge*, no matter how many endearing entreaties and pine nuts you lavish the stubborn bugger with.

I wish I had an Amphicar
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GardenerGuy
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yeah actually I do.
It's.......um yeah I'm afraid of heights. After take-off I can calm down and just barely make it through a flight, but standing at a cliff's edge, and peering over - I can get almost whoozy if I stupidly think about it enough.

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been laid in jacuzzi/hot tub/facsimile thereof
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GardenerGuy
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as a means of regular income, no.

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has had a scary/very turbulent air flight


oh - and btw.........
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GardenerGuy
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broom replacement



Edit - lol K - not sure what this record collector will do with that stuff, but hey the thought was there.
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GardenerGuy
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Quote by adagio_sabadicus
I will not drown in Lush waters


Your determination is granted, but you will drown in your bath tomorrow.

I wish I could yodel.
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