The next show on was "The Price is Right"
Pricing sex toys seemed so recondite
But she was a pro at the game
He knowledge brought acclaim
The next show on was "The Price is Right"
Pricing sex toys seemed so recondite
Bent at the waist, straightening her towel
Said to Vanna, "I'll buy a vowel"
Her selection was an "O"
Which made Sajak glow
Bent at the waist, straightening her towel
Said to Vanna, "I'll buy a vowel"
The lumberjack shaved with an ax
Gargled and brushed with Ajax
With sandpaper he'd swipe
So the women wouldn't gripe
When engaged in the naughtiest acts
Ben stopped for gas and some sushi
The lumberjack shaved with an ax
Gargled and brushed with Ajax
With sandpaper he'd swipe
The Sopranos led lives of crime
Nefarious deeds all the time
With one eye on the cops
As skullduggery tops
A Mexican girl would agree
It is fun with figs and brie
The taste is so yummy
My neighbor’s wife is a little odd
She has a 'thing' for a cephalopod
She liked being squeezed
A good looking Judge was asked why
It mattered who was straight or Bi
When i want to be buggered
A girl had a fetish for shoes
Guys in oxfords or brogues were big news
Wingtips inflame
Young Lucy was milking a cow
Her boyfriend showed her how
Yankin' those nips
Tom, after dark, would go peeping
What he saw at times left him weeping
Hiding in the bushes
Two lovely girls went out for a stroll
Finding handsome men wasn’t their goal
There, in the park
Just for a lark
Played a game called "fill up the hole"
Tom, after dark, would go peeping
‘Thro’ hedge backwards’ is some kind of look
Which doesn't portend a great outlook
Dazed and confused
A fine maiden from next door
Was rolling around on the floor
Her fingers embedded
A lucky l’il lass took a trip
So she packed her toys in her grip
She raised many an eye at the station
Engaged in public masturbation
Yvette likes to wear lingerie
Quite sheer so as best to display
Her voluptuous charms
Beckons so many arms
A cutie lay there in the sand
Doing crude things with her hand
The lifeguard observing
A Licentious Couple from Dover
Cuddled as their lust went supernova
Copulating al fresco.
A bawdy old floozy named Eve
Always preferred to receive
A rough cowgirl from Cheyenne
Rubbed her nipples with cayenne
With a lick came a burn
And a lesson to learn
Some things you don't do again
When libidinous feelings abound
The Lush Ladies are quite a trip
Playing with toys, strappie or whip
Heidi leaned over a bridge
Likes men...not even a smidge
She gives lots of sass
Has a magnificent ass
Just to grope a consummate privilege
"Queen of the Roses" was Lynn
There's a definite lesbian trend
Which the Rob’s can’t comprehend
Why settle for licks
When there's all these dicks
A cute little thing from Fort Wayne
Her love many sought to attain
But her rules were strict
Very few were ever picked
She treated all with equal disdain
Rob said as he lifted her skirt
Heidi and Dee sat watching the sunset
And began to feel a certain kismet
Hands started to wander
Stroking down yonder
Wet kitties are lovely to pet
Li'l Jane from Kalamazoo
A couple were on their honeymoon,
Too drunk for love was the groom
So wifey found a boy
That she might employ
On the long walk home through the park
Heidi heard the song of a lark
Drawn to the sound
Sweet Molly likes gentle flirtation
Which leads oft to much cunctation
Often she'd dally
