I am a happily married housewife looking for people to chat with. CHAT, not cyber sex. I don't mind chatting about sexual topics, but I am not here to get you off. What do I look like? An overweight, middle-aged housewife with graying brown hair. What am I wearing? Probably shorts and a t-shirt. (I don't know too many people who put on sexy lingerie to surf the net.) If you ask either of these questions, I reserve the right to block you or lie to you, depending on my mood. Why am I on here if I don't want cyber sex? I have found that the people who visit sexually explicit sites are either looking to get off, or are actually very intelligent and open-minded. It is pretty easy to figure out which one you are once we start chatting. I consider myself to be intelligent, open-minded, and funny. I would like to find others who share these qualities to chat with. I am willing to discuss almost any topic (I try to stay away from religion and politics) and will be open and honest about my thoughts and feelings. It would be nice to find a friend or two who I can "play" with online, but I need to get to know them first.

Interests
I love to chat with people about most topics. I like to read, watch movies, cook, play games, listen to music, and hang out with friends. I seem to have an affinity for strange and/or weird trivia. I have a bit of a geek side and really enjoy playing Dungeons & Dragons and World of Warcraft. I love the ocean and would spend every day at the beach if I could. I like animals and trust their instincts about people completely.

Favorite Books
My favorites change with my mood, but I will always go back to Outlander and the entire Outlander series when in need of a good read. I like comedic mysteries, historic fiction, and trashy romance. Lately, I have been reading epic sagas involving dragons, knights, and gnomes.

Favorite Movies
A Knight's Tale, Ella Enchanted, anything with Jason Statham in it. Generally comedies or action-adventures. Disney, Pixar, and Dreamworks animations are fun.

Favorite TV Shows
I am a Survivor girl, don't judge me. I like cooking shows, home improvement/DIY shows and some prime-time dramas like NCIS. I don't follow sports, but I love watching sporting events like the Super Bowl, Olympics, World Series, etc.

Favorite Music
I like music with lyrics I can understand and relate to. Lately, it has been Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Michael Buble, and Harry Connick Jr. I also like 80's, doo wop, Irish Folk music, country (modern and classic), and some pop.