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Grace

Over 90 days ago

Lesbian Cis Female, 75

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8 Aug 2021

Quote by Jaymal
For now, a pint of something black, preferably Dublin's favourite.

so what's wrong with Mr murphy's fine offering? (I have kissed the blarney stone.)

i noticed you like to stay in shape. as you can see from my avatar, so do I. round is a shape.

note to all: if you hear a strange clomping sound, fear not. terence finally took delivery of four pairs of doc martens, and as soon as he gets them laced up he'll be stomping out of here to the other site to demand that the one true ping settle his astronomical bar tab. i'd have to discuss it with bill and da bear, aka the book cooker, but i think we could forgive the magnificent bastard's tab if he returns.

may i have a coffee, sliver pate? cream, no sugar. if elyse comes in, please send her over to my booth. i desperately want a cuddle.

6 Aug 2021

i really wish i could be making somebody that happy right now.

6 Aug 2021

<<<

5 Aug 2021

Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Been a REALLY fun morning, with intermittent comms problems here, and a plumber trouble-shooting water pressure problems at our house.

4 Aug 2021

FOUND

Quote by kistinspencil
A lightly used Vaginall 365L Sex Drive

i guess this must be what you are looking for. not my fault. near as i can figure it, someone found it and assumed any odd toy would be mine. not wanting to disturb my nap she just popped it in.

when i woke up i found i'd written a title: Sierra Tango Whiskey with a Pearl Necklace. let's see if i can do it justice with my trusty Anall 409V.

she's real fine my 409 - the beach boys

2 Aug 2021

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Quote by KimmiBeGood

Whew! That's better ...

I declare this "No-bra Monday" at Rumps!

if a lady needs help, this is how:

31 Jul 2021

one of the best edith piaf covers, grace jones' la vie en rose:

I'll try the coffee but I may spit it out because it has sugar in it. i won't ever take creamer in my coffee because it's too sweet.

elyse, where are you, my love? i need you.

31 Jul 2021

making movies

31 Jul 2021

look at me. i can't even see my pussy.

30 Jul 2021

Quote by krystalg
I must confess that I've tried, but, alas. Luckily I can usually find somebody to do it for me.

pick me! pick me!

30 Jul 2021

for men, one of pocket billiards, spanking the monkey, or bashing the bishop. marks for quantity, distance and style. for ladies, hide the salami with various sizes of real salamis. for ladies or gentlemen, sucking a golf ball through a garden hose, marked on distance over time. for couples, gymnastics without uncoupling.

27 Jul 2021

i shall be absent while i wipe and reinstall my operating system. before I go I just had to chip in on the downvotes matter.

either nicola or sprite wrote a few years back that in comps, low votes are pitched. 1s and 2s for sure, maybe 3s as well. also, people who consistently vote low can have their voting privileges suspended. just ask martin about the time ines went on a critiquing spree.

there are wankers everywhere, even on lush. (and I don't mean in a good way, although there are plenty of those.) like the fuckwit who told me I didn't know what I was talking about in a true story.

anyway, may I have a very large coffee and elyse to go?

I love that film.

26 Jul 2021

25 Jul 2021

of course you fit in. we love you, my dear. now hold me while i kiss you.

25 Jul 2021

like you. i don't drink. date and/or fuck. your call.

25 Jul 2021

are you going to rescue poor am? afterwards, let's swim. as you can see, I have my cossie on.

25 Jul 2021

360

25 Jul 2021

yes please

24 Jul 2021

the most recently made movie was the misfits, the most recently watched movie was the postman.

24 Jul 2021

Quote by kistinspencil

may i keep mine? i've grown rather fond of him over the years and he does look after me.

24 Jul 2021

i don't know ms leeza, but her appraisal of it is spot on.

23 Jul 2021

happy

23 Jul 2021

i would indeed.

23 Jul 2021

oops. miscued. the ball went where? ah. i remove the cue ball from your cleavage and kiss you better.

23 Jul 2021

Quote by marycontrary
Sorry, I don't fuck men.

don't be sorry. i don't either.

23 Jul 2021

393

22 Jul 2021

Quote by techgoddess

Martin, I remember being in Paris during July of 2009 and how hot it was! I also recall mistakingly telling the waiter in my somewhat rusty French that we weren't planning to order when I meant to say that we weren't quite ready to order. We ended up going back across the street to the restaurant with the cute young Frenchman who spoke English where we had eaten the night before. He was thrilled (apparently, we are good tippers).

a friend of mine in england, his folks used to go to France in the summer. his mother spoke fluent french, his dad, not so much. in fact, about all he could manage was "would you please speak English? my wife does not understand french." a lot of french people refuse to acknowledge to the English that they can speak English, but "for the lady, monsieur, certainment." unlike the dutch, many of whom speak multiple languages and can't wait to practice their English or Italian or whatever your native language is.

kimmi, congrats on being publificated in print. I've been a writer for 60ish years, but the only times I've been printed were tech guides and course notes. never anything I wrote just for fun.

good luck on your date. I've asked terrence to hide, except for one leg hanging out. if you get a groper who asks "what's that" and leans in, terrence will stretch and slowly emerge. if you then give Mr hands the tiniest push chances are he will fall over. make sure, as you storm out that you dig a heel into his nuts.

elyse, I am busier than a one-armed paper-hanger with a raging hardon and hives, but I desperately need a cuddle.

james, I came in yesterday and nobody was here. i helped myself to a (two, actually) cream slice. i used to live three doors from a bakery in bristol which had an unending supply of them. yum, yum.

coffee, please, cream, no sugar.

20 Jul 2021

pussy blanket

20 Jul 2021

i don't believe we've met, but i think coffee and a chat would be enjoyable. i only bite when asked to.

edit: that was intended for tori, but it can equally apply for asian.

20 Jul 2021

giraffe (sorry, not meaning to be insulting, but you have almost two feet on me. eleven inches plus the left one.)