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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 75
United States
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Force of Nature
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Wait, here's a can…"Cafe Du Monde Coffee and Chickory"
chicory? fer fuck sake! to paraphrase mick dundee, you can drink it, but it tastes like shit.
kimmi, you may borrow this:
I find it most effective if you combine the upswing of cricket with the force of baseball. practice, you'll get the hang of it.elyse, my love, I need a cuddle.
well, since james never made any coffee I guess I'll have to make do with tea.
Force of Nature
if somebody can spare the time i would like to talk privately about a weird and disturbing encounter I had in a private chat last night. i am not threatened or panicked by it, but it is weighing on my mind.
whether you can help me or not, thank you. i love you all for being here.
whether you can help me or not, thank you. i love you all for being here.
Force of Nature
i would call the novels of susan sontag self-indulgent drivel, but close enough. i have no opinion about astroturf, but the designated hitter is a travesty and I don't even like baseball. or any game which isn't played on a table. as for the rest, I agree wholeheartedly, especially Christmas morning.
murphy's if you have some, or a pint of Guinness, silver plate. yes, hell has frozen over again.
murphy's if you have some, or a pint of Guinness, silver plate. yes, hell has frozen over again.
Force of Nature
Quote by JustAnotherSapphic
...not unless you call somebody deleting their comment on it follow up.
the comment may have disappeared because the account has been closed, either by the user or by lush. I've had comments deleted that way, so I know it happens.
now let's have a coffee and a cuddle. we've an appointment in 15 minutes.
Force of Nature
my husband knows i'm gay and feels that what I need that he can't give me is not his business. i wasn''t going to tell him about lush because I didn't want him feeling inferior because he can't do me at all now. one day he asked me why I was smiling so I showed him my lush profile. he hardly ever comes to lush but i talked him into writing a story.
Just Grace by Willum
Just Grace by Willum
Force of Nature
Quote by kistinspencil
Was that the one with the polar bear, the cock-or-two, and the lady bobby with a bucket of eels? I still think it could have made it in if you hadn't mentioned Boris Johnson's buttocks. But I get the whole writer's integrity stuff and the new one is a rampant proud offering, so there you go.
it was actually a bucket of snails aunt lil was carrying, but that's not important. I'm sure you are right about boris johnson's buttocks, but the alternative would have been donald trump's buttocks. i have limits.
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fire in the hole. hmmm. maybe putting salsa on my dildo was not such a good idea after all.
well, with a bit of luck that will be my first published micro. my first written micro we declined. i disagreed with the reasoning and told the moderator so, but didn't argue the point. not my rules.
keep the coffee coming, please. and doughnuts. and elyse.
well, with a bit of luck that will be my first published micro. my first written micro we declined. i disagreed with the reasoning and told the moderator so, but didn't argue the point. not my rules.
keep the coffee coming, please. and doughnuts. and elyse.
Force of Nature
Quote by KatieDiamond- oops, wrong quote.
Hell Yes Yes oh and I nearly forgot about the other yes
Quote by KatieDiamond
Hell yes, but one needs new batteries
drink enough coffee that you get the shakes and you won't need batteries,
if I had no dildo i would be lonely. if I had one dildo whichever hole I put it in, the other would complain bitterly about being ignored. so at a very minimum that's a hell yes. then of course there are different dildoes for different occasions. there's my egg, and my feeldoe, and various other toys. sometimes I want something discrete. i found out the hard way that it's a bad idea to wear a heavy glass butt plug to work with a skirt and no knickers.also it never hurts to have spares in case I can't find the one I want. that's a lot of hell yesses.
now, where did I put the twelve-inch green one with the big veins? well damn! whoever shouted, "it's in your cunt, you daft bint," thank you very much.