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Quote by LeCygneNoir


I am pretty sure our friend Ping here is trying


'nuff said, although I do like "dirty rapscallion!"
Quote by Beffer
David and I took on a project to restore an historic 19th Century house that had fallen into disrepair for an owner who liked another historic house we restored a few years ago.


I have restored several 17th and 18th century cottages. There is something very satisfying about building or renovating a house that isn't a shoebox.
Quote by Cat_getsthecream


And here's me thinking that you LOVE Cats!

?????????


I do. I'm down to 21 now. Would you like to come and be one of my spoiled rotten Cats?

Coffee, silver plate. Cream, no sugar.
Quote by vanessa26



I wish I could forget that remake ? do you by chance know how to perform a lobotomy? Lol


I've heard a lot of people recommend a liquid lobotomy. My memory, or lack thereof, probably comes from being born drunk.
Sorry, I forgot.

Since I'm on the subject, do you have serious memory problems?
Quote by vanessa26


I re watched this last night its been a long time favourite of mine
The remake is trash.


Now I'm going to have to get hold of this again. But not the remake. I've forgotten the remake, happily.
Married to Lilly. That says more bout Mr Expres than I ever could.
You are very loved everyday. Happy birthday, sqwwtheart.
Quote by Verbal


Okay. NOBODY sings about my big, long, pink ding dong penis.

But if they did they could use the tune from This Land is Your Land.

They could even use these lyrics:

My big long ding dong
Makes for a great song
Just sing it loudly
And oh so proudly
You then might realize
Much to your surprise
This Dong was made for you and me.


I was thinking more along the lines of "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool". Can you do anything with that?