
Quote by Beffer
David and I took on a project to restore an historic 19th Century house that had fallen into disrepair for an owner who liked another historic house we restored a few years ago.
Quote by Verbal
Okay. NOBODY sings about my big, long, pink ding dong penis.
But if they did they could use the tune from This Land is Your Land.
They could even use these lyrics:
My big long ding dong
Makes for a great song
Just sing it loudly
And oh so proudly
You then might realize
Much to your surprise
This Dong was made for you and me.