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EVERYBODY sings about my big, long, pink ding dong penis.

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I bet Grace is great at pool.

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Believe it or not, I'm one of those people that doesn't drink alcohol.

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Talk less about yourself and ask more about her interests. And in chat, or otherwise online, talking about yourself includes "oh you are so beautiful", because that is what you are thinking, along with all that follows, not necessarily what she wants to hear. For G-d's sake do not talk about your cock right off, or worse, PM her an unsolicited dick pic.

In my case, you are holding my attention if you are keeping up. I switch between politics, sex, arcane literary references and random math shit all the damn time. Do not answer a question about, say, the Aleutian Islands, with "Yah, I like beaches". Of course, some women are here for the thrill of attention, so they may be open to talking sex right off. If that's what you're after, great, good, okay.

Good luck.


balls up some shiny tinfoil for Rachel and tosses it out in the yard

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you should... oh, look... shiny object...