I nibbled on her clitoris until she exploded.
Chocolate Fudge Layer Cake with Caramel Buttercream is on the menu.
Adventuresome
Edit: That was for Lilly. Roger is earthy.
Hang on, I'm making a fresh pot.
Not too tight, please, Roger. Remember I am alergic to you.
When people ask me how I am, what do I always reply? "Happy and Horny."
I got another year with Edward. Ain't no fucking way I'm sending him back.
Do you have a favourite song for Christmas?
EVENLY
Every visitor eventually needs large y-fronts.
(Hey, nobody said it had to make sense, did they?)