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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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I beleive the lady said 64, and she's prettier than you.
I think it's the eyes, deep pools indicative of deep intelligence. We should be friends.
Two very fine covers of two very fine Louis Jordan songs.

Not passing, Gina. I'm game for a long kiss and anything else you will allow.
Dian, will you sit and listen to Joe Jackson with me while we wait for another fine lady to join us?
I hope I don't disappoint. I'm sure I would enjoy unwhapping you, Gina. You would be the last present I opened for the day.
Milik, for your birthday I will stop trying to steal Simmie from you. For a week.
Nothing. I must confess I had to look it up.

Ireland
It is more blessed to give than to receive. I feel truly blessed.

Where would you like to spend New Year's Eve?
No. 25 cats and decorations don't mix.

Have you ever put wrapped presents under the tree for your cats/dogs?
Is there a kruller still, to go with a (cleanish) mug of Bertha's blessed bevvy?
I don't know if you have any interest in a fat old tart, but I could do you in a heartbeat.
Quote by kiteares
Only the best Xmas film ever!



Funnily I was chatting to a friend on Lush about it yesterday afternoon. When I got in from work, doing a little channel surfing and saw it had just started.
Xmas may officially begin.


There are no Gremlins on Netflix, so I watched "The Water Horse".
All (or almost all) vaginas start as innies. Over time, some women's inner lips protrude, making them outies. I am still an innie.
I have no idea how I wound up on Lush, but I am so glad I did.


RUMPLATIONS theme song?

Big Bertha's best, bartender.