i don't know vanessa nearly as well as I want to.
dinner, movies, and spliffs. sex is optional but very welcome.
i am old enough that i can get away with this. besides, I fucking hate pc.
at my local Chinese restaurant there was an obnoxious fat man who came in every Friday. he would pick on the waiter mercilessly, starting with, "what day is it, chinky?"
"today is fliday," was the waiter's response.
"fliday, fliday, it's always fliday chinky," said the fat man.
I told the waiter he should practice every night until he could say "friday," even if it took weeks. i assured him it would be worth it. it took him three weeks.
the first words out of the customer's mouth were, of course, "what day is it, chinky?"
"today is friday, you big gleek plick."
I'll have a coffee, please, and a cuddle if elyse is still talking to me.
happy friday, evlybody.
"Start a video chat"
is there a way to disable this in my profile? if not, could there be? people seeing me in the flesh turn to stone. my avatar alone made somebody ill. I'll not risk the lives of lush members.
first, i would be sober. i don't normally drink. second, I would not be interested in a male stripper. i'd be looking around to see who else was disinterested.
on the other hand, if the stripper was a trans woman that would be another matter entirely. given the slightest encouragement, i'd have her halfway down my throat, giving her the best blowjob of her life.
sweetheart, you doubled up with larry. it's 33 now.
to the best of my knowledge i am a cis woman, and a lesbian. i can't absolutely swear to the former because it's been a very long time since i was able to see past my belly, but the last time I looked I was definitely an innie.
I just hope nobody will think I'm disgusting after reading it.
Right, all of you who decided it was okay to giggle, bend over the bar. Don't say I didn't warn you.
