Quote by KimmiBeGood
Umm, Miss Pixel, Boo thinks he may have a shot with you. Whatcha think?
hell, boo may have a shot with me!
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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 75
United States
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Force of Nature
Quote by JustAnotherSapphic
It wouldn't be sexual or even romantic. Just sad and angsty, which is probably better suited for the other side. Or elsewhere, given the closure announcement.
And I really wish I knew why I feel so undeserving of Jane today.
sorry, lover, I've not had enough time for you lately. sit with me in a booth and I'll cuddle you closely while I slowly drink a bountiful mug of big bertha's best beverage.
Force of Nature
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Umm, thank you, GraceMight I say I've never been fondled quite like that before...
And now we all know whose boobs started Terence's sleep-in-the-cleavage thing ...
Happy Monday, Rumpies!
terence's fondness for my cleavage is no secret, it started in the winter of 18/19. i don't know if rumps hadn't got the nut warmer yet or if it was out of order, but it was bloody cold one night and poor terence was stood on the bar, shivering. i heard his knees knocking, so I scooped him up and put him on the hem of my top and he scurried inside. after a few seconds, he poked a leg out and waved thank you. we didn't see him until morning.
so now you know why terence loves boobies. why I love boobies is another matter entirely, but also no secret. big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead.
terence and I will now sing along with charlie waffles bye bye boobies
Force of Nature
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Hi Sara and James! James, I will PM you about Toronto.
I would like a drink please ... after someone helps me! It seems Terence has found somewhere else cosy and warm to sleep, besides the nut warmer.Michelle, could you talk to him please ... he listens to you.
I'll take terence. he loves snuggling up in my cleavage. besides, it gives me the opportunity to fondle your boobies.
bertha's blessing, please. cream, no sugar.
Force of Nature
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
I LOVE THIS! My father-in-law used to do this as a party piece, Lady Jay being English and all.
Lovely to see you here, Grace! May I impose for a chaste, but fervently meant, hug?
i love you dearly, james, but I would really rather you didn't. thanks to #2, the shit I am allergic to men's touch. i doubt you would like me to throw up on your beautiful fur.
Force of Nature
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
But who you callin' drunken? I'm as sober as a judge…or is it sober as the sludge? Or…never mind. I'm here, and that has to count for something!
witness: I was as drunk as a judge, your honour.
judge: do you mean "as drunk as a lord?"
witness: yes, my lord.
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
However, there are those who are far better at it than me, and since this is baseball season (and yes, I know it's highly unlikely that you're a baseball fan, Emma, but, um, bear with me here), allow me to present one of the all-time great comedy skits: Who's on First?
here is my other favourite comedy bit: Gerard Hoffnung - The Bricklayer's Story
should be accompanied by a pint of best, but since I don't drink I'll have a coffee, please.
