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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 75
United States

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Quote by JustAnotherSapphic


I...I don't know what to say. I hope you're not kidding cause that would just about destroy my already fragile heart.

That and I don't know what I'm doing cause I've never really had a girlfriend (the girl I was with a few months ago doesn't count cause we didn't last very long).


sweetheart, i am not kidding. i don't mess with matters of the heart and I don't lie. i also don't wind people up. except for james, of course. after all, why was he put on this earth if not to be wound up?
Quote by JustAnotherSapphic




You're all too good to me, I swear. I know I should just be patient but...eh. That's not always easy.


elyse, I'm not jane. not even close. however, I can hug you, kiss you, make love to you or just hold your hand. say the word and I'll be your fat, old, one-legged, lesbian tart.

i have a baseball bat and a vicious upswing. men don't touch me.
no need for games. just bare those beautiful breasts so i can snuggle between them.
terrance is back in his hidey-hole with the nuts. that could, of course, be any number of the layabouts frequenting this establishment.

my husband loves me, but ...
"i now pronounce you 99 to life"
Quote by RumpleForeskin

Grace, here's your coffee. So how ya been doing, young plumber? If you get a chance, please tell Angel about Terance the Tarantula and his napping in the hot nut dispenser. Much obliged.

Now the rest of you make nice to Angel and in return, I'll offer y'all a last chance (for now) to order something to drink.





terrance wants to go for a ride. we'll be back shortly.
Quote by kistinspencil
Someone (trailing a lovely foresty scent) just slid Auntie Rita's feeldoe under the stall door. Thank you and watch your back. I'll have it reinstalled on the keg in a minute, so if anyone wants me to pull them (don't say it, James) a pint of Russian River Consecration, tap three times.


please accept my profuse apologies. i was half-blind and sat on it by mistake. it felt so good I decided to pee later and hopped out with it all the way inside me. ( when I clench my rectum ain't nothing escapes.) I cleaned it in my throat; hope I did a good job.

barkeep, kistin's next keg is on me, ergo james will pay, meanwhile, I'll have a coffee, please. and some pork thingies.

michele, thank you for returning it and not giving me up. i planed to fess up, but I needed to overcome my embarrassment.

damn, what's this? sorry, I meant pork scratchings. i hate pig's trotters.
Quote by Wet_n_willing


i am guessing they are off to banbury cross.
Quote by verity100


Oh my, what magical and wondrous delights are kept within your box. Dare I even look?


Just Grace - my husband wrote about my toy box.

a coffee would go down well; cream, no sugar, please.
verity, you do well to keep james at bay. he's very sensitive. he doesn't like to admit it, but the first time he saw me sporting a huge strapon he fainted dead away. should he ever get carried away just mention sprite. he loves her dearly but he's terrified of her and will shrink like a vienna sausage.

i would like to propose a different 3way with you and bonny. I'll bring my toy box.