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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
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Quote by techgoddess


Well, I’d hook the faucet and the garbage disposal back up myself but inevitably there would be a leak somewhere. I can wire an outlet successfully though, so I’m gonna do that myself. Seems I can keep the electrons from spilling out of the wires. Lol!


Just don't twist the wires together. The electrons get all confused and you can lose half of them.
Two hurricanes reached Ontario in the 50s. I don't remember them, but I was there.

Have you ever lost your trousers in public?
Quote by Simplicity
Kites


I used to build kites in my living room.

I was going to say lizard, but I live in the desert so I can't guarantee that. Lamprey, on the other hand, no. And if I ever do find one I'll deny it with my dying breath.
It's no good pretending to be mean. We all know how sweet you are. Tea up.
Several Irish accents, most Northern English and Scottish, but not so much Glaswegian. A deep Southern drawl can have me wet in no time.

My husband says if I lose my London/Norfolk/Somerset accent he's sending me back.
Quote by techgoddess
Thanks for the compliments on my kitchen! I’m on my iPad so just a quick hi right now. Window work being done today. Tomorrow is a plumber. I need my house back! Lol.


Did somebody call a plumber?
Quote by Liz
Awaiting a beautiful woman to buy me a drink.



While you may want the beautiful woman for company there is a fat old tart who owes you big time. The more I think about it the more I realise that what I did wasn't nice. I am sorry.

Rumps, Liz's drinks, and her companions', are on me for the next, oh, let's say eternity.
Since we are all the same colour/race is irrelevant.
I am too loose to use a feeldoe well but as a recipient they can't be bettered.
I am a plumber. I can make sex toys, hash pipes, bongs and all manner of other things in many shapes and sizes. I remember getting damp at the wholesalers. I still prefer home depot to target.
Quote by Milik_the_Red
Long night at the plant. We are instituting six sigma lean manufacturing and it’s a pain in the ass to put into place

Coffee tonight. I’ll be here until 4 am


No wonder you want to leave. Put your coffee on my (ie: Ping's) tab, as much as you need to get you through the night.
I might. He is the only one I would ever consider.

Edit: Would you like me to ask a question?
If I ever reach the point where I can stand to be touched I will place myself over your knee.
Fortunately, the commotion brought many neighbours to their windows.
I believe we have, and I seem to recall you are good company.
Yes

My husband said from the getgo that he had no problem with me having girlfriends, whether or not he was still able to satisfy me. Would you consider this cheating?