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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Quote by fuzzy1954

Shall we sit and enjoy a cold one now??


Hmm, handsome devil. I hope I look that good when I am your age. *ducks*

If the squawking rectum is done with us for a while I could definitely go for an Outrageous Ginger Ale.
I can't imagine life without pussy. (I can, actually, but I didn't enjoy it.)
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Because of Al Green - Let’s Stay Together


Hi beautiful. Welcome home.
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You moved in a few months ago and now you are moving again!? You guys are WAY more adventurous than I. The only thing I hate more than buying a new home is selling your old one. I just find it crazy nerve-wracking and stressful. Good luck!

Grace, ignore the doofus cartoon cat with anger issues and an insatiable need to be the center of attention. Treat him like you would a tantruming 3-year-old: ignore him, or gently redirect him with a shiny object. We know your true colors. He probably does too and chooses to be insulting anyway, because it's easier, and doesn't require actual human interaction.

Mets won. Off to the dentist soon. Then I'll have a stiff drink and a medicinal edible.


Tantruming 3-year-old, perfect analogy. Sometimes ignoring the child is not enough, and if one bribes the child more than a few times one winds up hoist on one's own petard. Telling the child "no" until he gets the message can be the only solution.
Quote by Magical_felix


Pfff. I was just toying with a mouse... go ahead and take it away if you must.


I am no mouse, you cretin, as you well know.
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I was too just saying, what else would it be?

And that's rich coming from you... give me a break.


I will give you no more than you deserve, which is certainly not a break. Not only do you not comprehend what I said, you are having trouble understanding your own words.
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Good golly Grace, I’m sorry, I thought the BS was over.. Just try to ignore him..he does all this just to get people upset, don't give him his kicks..


If it was just me I might ignore him, but I will go to great lengths to defend my family and friends.
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Wanna borrow my knife?


Very kind, but I have a mean upswing with my Louisville Slugger.
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Well that’s not very nice. Not very nice at all. I was just saying mice like trash piles and cats like mice. Geez.


You were not JUST saying any such thing. You are a despicable creature who should not be seen in public. I will not tolerate unwarranted attacks on myself or especially my husband.

Now go back and reread every word I wrote and note every time you misrepresented me, whether through deliberate manipulation or stupidity I neither know nor care. You may apologise or go fuck yourself.
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The big pile of trash on the bed makes for a good food source and hiding spot for mice to run around in. It gives the cats some stimulation and a snack. So that’s good at least.


Fuck you you fucking fuck. Pay fucking attention. That is NOT trash, it is not ON the bed, and there are NO mice in it. You are a fucking wanker. Either pay attention or go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
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LOL....nooooo....as much as I was bitching about how late they were, they are wizards transforming my kitchen into what I've wanted for an entire year!

Of course, now I think I want a different backsplash...kind of a "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" syndrome...it started with a new stove...


It always starts somewhere. "The couch doesn't go with the new up-lighters." "How about a tile surround for the new tub," ...
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...and they might finish on time.


If they do I'll have to report them.
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apparently, contractors or countertop installer is the path. I'm too old to start over, had i only known earlier in life.

I was going to have a short glass of lysergic acid diethylamide, I'm glad you'll join me.


A little musical accompaniment.

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You are here so it must be heaven


I told myself I wouldn't write poetry anymore, but I seem to be breaking my own weird made for myself rules lately
because this is now twice in recent time that I have just suddenly written one.

if any of you want to check it out
feel free lol smile https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/-in-retrospect-.aspx

And Grace, don't let anyone get you down ( not that I think Felix managed it )
Some may call it hoarding, I just say you have a big heart..There aren't enough people out there willing to take in animals
so those that do love them have to take in double and triple.
Also not enough people doing the right thing and spaying and neutering, I volunteer at this shelter sometimes and the amount of animals they take in is insanity.


Sweet tea, please


I probably won't read your poem. I don't know why, but I rarely like poetry. I don't feel it fair on the poet to say "This is crap," or give it one because of my prejudice.

Felix cannot get me down. I might say more, but I promised Mr Foreskin I would try to play nice.

Spaying and neutering is not easy on our budget, but we manage with a little help from a couple of charities and Animal Control. If we have to we keep one or two females seperately while we make arrangements.
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Not enough alone time to write anymore.


Sorry, Bill, I tried.

Jack, If you spent less time being an asshole you would have more time to write.

That is not trash behind me, but stuff my husband needs. He is disabled and can't get around. It was all he could do to take that picture.

Once again, stay the fuck out of matters that do not concern you and you do not understand.
One of Dylan's best. If you aren't asleep yet this will tire you out.

I think they are the same.

Were you/will you be a virgin at your wedding?
Unfortunately, the windows are on the second floor.