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What? Where the fuck am I? I must have been drinking, I have no tolerance. Oh dear, I am naked and ... under a bar ... and covered in doughnut crumbs? Rumps!!!

Quote by RumpleForeskin
The Rumple-unit low-crawls out from under the bar, pulls himself into a semi-vertical stance, hitches up his pants, brushes off doughnut crumbs.


Rumps!!! Please tell me you ... Please tell me I ... Please tell me we didn't. Oh for the love God tell me we didn't. Quick, somebody call me a taxi.
I cannot help financially. Church mice are our rich cousins. I have passed this information on to them and orhers.
LYFBUZ is awesome and I'm just finding this out now, by chance? Dammit, nobody tells me nuttin.
Quote by Milik_the_Red
Hell, Bill. Those steaks run about 14 bucks a pound. I’ll be glad to grill up some sausages for y’all though


I love sausages, especially grilled. I'd cook them myself if I could cook.
Quote by DamonX
Wind River was probably the biggest casualty of the Weinstein debacle.



This is a beautifully shot film based on a murder on the Wind River reservation in Wyoming. Native Americans are often kept out of main media and this is a rare move that touches on the issues facing indigenous people. It's written and directed by Taylor Sheridan who also wrote and directed Sicario and Hell or High Water. In fact he casually refers to these three great films as his border trilogy.

Because it came out during the Weinstein scandal it didn't get the proper distribution and was not seen by many audiences. But the critics loved it. It has a 7.7 on IMDB and the cinematography is great. It stars Jeremy Renner and Elizabeth Olsen. I highly recommend it


Dammit, it's $3.99 on Amazon Prime. I don't have it. So are Swingers and Made. And Winter's Bone and May.

I found Captain Fantastic, starting it now.
Nope. The sheriff is a good friend, but I don't do men.

Have you ever talked, not fucked but talked, your way out of a speeding ticket.
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Hey Bill, you you don’t mind me pulling down some of these yellowed, nasty old Saturday Night Fever posters off the wall do you? Ew, what the hell is making these things stick together, anyway? I’m gonna post a little something about a competition within the competition.

Simplicity and I both have entries and right now she’s basically whooping my ass (stop smirking, sprite) with 41 comments to my 23.

No, I’m not asking for help. I’m not even giving you lazy bastards a link. I’m just congratulating my wife on a story that is really a sweet take on a fetish theme that can be quite rough. So, if you all want to see my wife’s bush... What? Oh, I mean, her STORY about her bush, you should check out her page.

No, I’m STILL not giving you a link. Sheesh!


Now, I need something stiff.



Would Simmie like to borrow one of my strapons? After you offered to show us her bush I think she's entitled.

I would like a virgin
I was in the beginning, am now and ever shall be the sexiest.
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You read in stories and see in videos where a sex slave or submissive must get permission to Orgasm.

Is this possible? Can a woman be train to only orgasm with Permission ?

When I am at that point not even a 8.0 Earthquake could stop what is coming down the track.


Isn't what is coming down the track the 8.0?

I'm too independent to be a good sub, so I will probably never hold back an orgasm any longer than it takes for my lover to catch up.
Mmmmm. Sorry, what? I was thinking about the new cashier at the gas station.
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A boy and his dog is fucking fantastic!



All cheerleaders die
Only lovers left alive
May ( May is soooo seriously underrated )
Duke of Burgundy
The Killing of Sister George
Entertaining Mr Sloane

to just name a few


I have to see Sister George and Mr Sloane again. The others I don't recognise, I'll try to find them.



Sunday Bloody Sunday
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - I don't know if this counts as underrated but it's one of the funniest movies I've seen. My husband hates it.
Brimstone and Treacle - the BBC play and the movie.
The Boys in the Band
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Wondering if it would be okay to enter the fetish contest with a story about getting tased by Sprite? lol


If you like being tased by sprite I think that counts as a fetish, so yes.

May I have a coffee, please?
Unbelievably good. I had to write my own comment, I couldn't wait. I await your favours.
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About the author:

I am a smoking hot, twenty-six year old lesbian from Orange County California...shit...wait...that is my Tinder bio...

...

Disclaimer: Said favors may or may NOT be fulfilled by the author.


Yes, that Tinder bio got me too.

Woven well deserved its place in the Pride comp.

If you are not going to promise to deliver favours yourself I'm not going to promise to write my own comment.
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I've never seen it but it's been on my list for a long time.


Do see The Book of Eli. You owe it to yourself. One of the best post-apocalypse films I've ever seen.

The Postman is a lot better than its reviews would have you believe. The book by David Brin is much better still, of course.

A Boy and His Dog, written by Harlan Ellison, is the other best post-apocalypse film I've ever seen.

And speaking of Kevin Costner, Mr Brooks is wonderfully creepy.
If she does not have a return ticket she does not go anywhere. Absolutely not.

I can tell you of three similar incidents with close friends.

The first and worst, Joe was invited to visit a woman in America. They had met on facebook, and he sent her pictures of himself. She bought him a return ticket. When she met him at the airport she looked at him like he was a leper. Joe was so sensitive to the rejection he spent his own money to change his ticket and come straight home. We, his friends, had no idea what she was expecting.

Mary started emailing an Englishman in Portugal. He invited her to spend a month with him. He invited her several times before introducing her to her husband.

Bill was planning a trip to America. A mutual acquaintance asked him to visit her in New Orleans first. He stopped for several days, then carried on with his trip visiting friends he'd made online. He stopped again with Darlene at the end of his trip and never made it back to Bristol. They married a few months later. Bill still visits his American friends from time to time, and since I married and moved to New Mexico he has been here a few times, a couple of times with Darlene.

I have heard of friends of friends who met people online. None of them had a worse experience than Joe. I've never heard of it going really badly.

Again, your friend must have a return ticket before heading to the airport. I think she will probably have a good time.
I drink either. I'll gladly have a cup of coffee with you.