Smooch is guaranteed, screw is desired, slap is optional.
Dinner and breakfast, please.
You are not getting off that easily. We are going to the movies.
Rating? Do you think I'm in the navy?
I have been inactive so long FB won't let me log in.
The person below me is Listening to music.
Not wanting to break up a good thing I will leave Charmer to Dian and RC.
Scrub your back, tickle your fanny.
perfect time for a cuppa Rosie Lee.
No. I much prefer to make someone else cum.
Back when I was bi a fwb told me of a woman who just lay there motionless while he did his best, which I promise you was very good. He introduced us, thinking maybe she preferred women. I got the same result, no matter what I did.
So, something that moves even less? I don't think so.
If you are looking for something old that you missed, Longmire, Breaking Bad, and Dexter are all excellent. True Detectives season one as well, but we thought season two was a big letdown. We will get to season three sooner or later.
We really enjoyed The Closer and its sequel, Major Crimes. CBS does reruns on Saturday and Sunday, or at least Albuquerque CBS does. I have to admit to putting my headset on during some episodes. They make me cry too much.
I have stopped being nervous about making a fool of myself and smile.
Is "A Tale of Two Titties" a breast play?
Rouge on all four cheeks.
Do you need someone to warm you up?
I was the sexiest at work; now I am the sexiest here.
Can I pay in instalments?
The sheriff says the next time I cook he's charging me with manslaughter. I guess mine must be hell's kitchen, so top chef.
Drive or fly?