Friend (in the broadest sense possible)
Kiss on the cheek. I am getting better. A year ago that would have made me ill.
My husband qualified as disabled. We were expecting this before we got married and I've been nursing him ever since, until death do us part.
1995
Slap your beautiful arse.
Edit: Oops. NB, I don't know that your arse is beautiful, nor do I want to know.
Onimous
Nah, just kidding. Onerous.
Cameo is straight, so we'll just tickle her.
Disagree if you really must.
Too bloody right. I don't do them. At all. Where is "Would you rather hit the person above or below in the nuts with your baseball bat?"
TPBM is secretly in love with me but afraid of my baseball bat.
My protagonist won't tell me the next part of her story, so I may have to skip it and go back later.
Pot of tea please.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Wednesday night/early Thursday morning.
Is there a quick way to your heart?
One of these days we'll talk.
I don't understand how anyone could think they are sexier than me.
The one and only time I tried to turn a trick. I asked myself, "Would I fuck this man if he wasn't paying me?" I decided I didn't need the money that badly and left.
Have you ever had sex for money?
