Oh, Trinket, oh, Trinket, oh, Trinket, when will you learn that I am the sexiest.
I have done an extensive survey and I can't taste the difference.
There's sexy, and there's sexier, and there's me.
Mmmmm. Lovely bedfellows indeed.
I am stalled, not very far into my entry. Damn woman is not talking. I will, as usual, start reading once my story is on the front page.
I'm off to work. May I have a coffee to go? Cream, no sugar.
A cheap blowup doll of the opposite gender, nude and fully inflated. "I found it on aisle seven."
Family time is happy time.
I live in a desert, and besides, I have to work tomorrow.
The person below me is trying to / wants to sleep.
Did you erase your cookies?
Weren't we talking about cookies?
I'd go on a platonic date with you if you are interested.
Probably at least a little naughty, but always nice in my company.