Absolutely not. August 15th I will turn off the phone and watch movies with my husband while he cooks. Steak, mushrooms, whatever vegies. Ambrosia. Chocolate cake. Oatmeal cookies. I may even have a small glass of sherry.
I do not know her, but I'm sure that could be rectificated.
It certainly wasn't my eyes.
I have both. I'm having tea.
It is cool here, 81F and partly cloudy, but the humidity is a horrendous 41%
Mr Foreskin, I know your eyesight makes a bat's 20/20, but your hearing is phenomenal. Even when I try to sneak up to the bar I see you reach toward my boobs. I also notice your dejected expression when I turn away at the last moment.
Cup of BB's finest, if you please.
Depends on the car. A Mini, damn nigh impossible. A Suburban with a mattress in the back, awesome.
1. High heels - Meh
2. Dick Pics - Turn off
3. Bromances - Meh
4. Poetry - Meh
5. ASMR - ?
6. Game of Thrones - Meh
7. Cuddling - Yes
8. Sarcastic & Cynical Humour - Yes
9. Motorcycles - Yes
10. Musical Virtuosity - Yes
11. Yourself - Yes
12. Short Skirts - Yes
13. Classical Erotic Art Pieces - Yes
14. Emotional Sensitivity - Yes
15. Tattoos - Artistic tats, yes
16. Scars - Meh
17. Social Awkwardness - Dunno
18. Star Trek Uniforms - Meh
19. Lesbian Orgies - Where do I sign up?
20. My (Venutian) Profile Picture - Meh
Handsome, probably. Sexiest, no, that's me.
Yes, but I never let him know.
Have you ever gone climbing?
Down and Out in Beverly Hills
Bette Middler
Company is coming, get dressed.
Is it today yet? Coffee, please.