It's me, it's me. Look, everybody, I am the sexiest.
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Edit: Oops. Meant to cancel.
I pulled train once. I never wanted to do it again, but I don't regret it.
Have you ever gone out your front door naked?
I hope I don't have to remove my birthday suit.
Demolition Man
Sylvester Stalone
Six years ago a black cat arrived on my doorstep. Two days later an orange cat turned up. I believe she was his sister. Of course I brought them in, we rescue cats and dogs all the time. Not for nothing am I known as the crazy cat lady. I think they were quite old when they arrived.
I am sure they were well looked after until their old lady died, at which point they were shown the door. I don't know how they got my address, they must have lived at least five miles away.
The orange one was cranky and annoying as all get-out, but we loved her dearly. She died a few minutes ago of extreme old age, leaving me with twenty-five.
Respect needs to be earned.