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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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There is an old saying that life's three greatest pleasures are a drink before and a cigarette after. Since I neither drink nor smoke I'll go for dinner before and breakfast after.
No disassemble Johnny Five.

Sorry, I meant no passing.
I'm drinking tea. Hang on, somebody drank my tea! Can't trust nobody these days. Okay, coffee.
I do not exercise because I want to stay in shape. Round is a shape.
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Ex? Is that what it comes down to?

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Homely


I've been called far worse. At least you didn't vomit.

Cool
How come sprite gets a cool name and I don't? She's not even a real tart! I wanna cool name too.

I also want a pot of tea, please.
Certainly not.

Have you ever had a date arranged only to have someone else, someone you would rather date, ask for a date at the same time? (Bonus points if you tell how you handled it.)
Let's see if I can get this one in fast enough.

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