You are the second sexiest.
I was proceeding in a northerly direction along East Street when I observed this bloke with two suspicious lumps on his chest. Thinking he had probably purloined a couple of cans of Spam from the nearby Sainsbury's I took him around the back where I proceeded to search him. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that he was not a bloke and the Spam was, in fact, a perfectly gorgeous pair of breasts. Of course, I had to continue the search to be sure I was not in some way being duped.
When I was a teen I read practically every SF or fantasy book available in the 60s, withdrawn six at a clip twice a week from the library. Then I switched to bookshops, especially second-hand stores. For the last 20 years, all my books bar a few from a friend's store have been purchased online. Some second-hand and some new, but most electronic.
Lipstick or none?
Yes!
TPBM has a date today. Lunch date, steamy assignation, whatever.
I'm here too soon. Going back to sleep.
All the Pretty Little Horses - Peter, Paul and Mary
Edit: Bugger. Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley?
Yes
Have you ever put on your lover's underwear by mistake?
Or we could both spank you in the middle.
Walking By Myself - Jimmy Rogers or Gary Moore.
Does a home office count?
There are some among us, I am not one of them, who feel one of you is plenty. I would like to nestle between your four breasts.
I'm drinking milk. I'll make coffee if you'd like.
Doesn't matter as long as she can have a pot of coffee on the go. Chemistry springs to mind, or home economics.
Is the water supposed to steam when I wade in?