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Grace
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Force of Nature
hug, kisses on all four cheeks and let's not stop there.
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no way am i passing those legs. i know where they lead.
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a birthday hug and birthday kisses (lots) and all the question marks your heart desires.

oops, where did you come from?
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5 degrees f. I've no idea what that is in centimetres.
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Quote by PNGd


You can carbonate anything, even urine. Just remember to clean the tip. That would be a fun gag at a lab. Carbonate some samples. Shake them up and hand the re-sealed samples to the newbie tech to open and analyze. What a mess. What a hoot.

Coffee, please. Lotsa cream. Lotsa sugar.


i was once a driver for a dealer. gave me an excuse to drive my beloved 1968 mini cooper s in London.

chris and I shared a girlfriend. we also shared the odd bottle of natural dry cider. chris would reuse the empties.

one morning, at the very uncivilised hour of seven, somebody came pounding on the door demanding a half-ounce of hash. chris was out, so he sent someone around the corner for more. meanwhile we were left entertaining the asshole and his non-asshole friend.

the asshole spotted a half-full bottle of natch and took a healthy swig. "tastes a little odd," he said.

the friend immediately twigged, and said, "it tastes like that when it's warm."

the asshole drank about a pint of warm "natch" before he got his pot.

Coffee, please. Lotsa cream. No sugar.
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Quote by sprite
This used to be such a nice place where you could bring the family. Now is degenerated into a den of smut. Keep it up.?


you must be referring to the dawn of time, before most of us were born.
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tmi, i know, but you asked. i hate having to use a bedpan, but I've had to delay my prosthetic and there are steps between me and the bathroom.
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Quote by fuzzy1954
Maybe a little humour


dave allen was very good at the silent skit.

if you can spare 45 minutes "the plank" with eric sykes is well worth watching.



I'll have a coffee or two while I watch it again.
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Force of Nature
you have very good people as friends. e especially can be very helpful. she's always been there for me. i was not in good shape when I arrived here 2 1/2 years ago.

be you.
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Force of Nature
i've had to delay my new leg, so would you mind sitting on my lap while I wheel us around the dance floor?
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