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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 75
United States

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*sings* It's my birthday and I'll drink if I want to!




you would drink too if it happened to you.
Quote by Twisted_Skald
I have my spanking gloves on and naughty boys or girls can get a spanking.


how naughty do I have to be?
it's time to kick out the JAMs motherfuckers



it's also time for coffee.
natalya is wonderful and not dangerous

i have a soft spot for dragons

i am sure that if she can be pried out of her shell dinah is a very, very bad girl indeed
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Gawd I need to spank an ass badly now.


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where the fuck did you find pristine tap water?

I'll take some pork skins and a coffee, thank 'ee.
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Some nob has just asked if I'm being a good girl and to give him my bra size, signing it off as Sir.... It's totally appropriate to send a picture of a cock in a vice right?


also totally appropriate would be a picture of harley quinn. i want to be her when I grow up.
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Happy New Beer to all.

Yes, inconsistency is baked into this cake. What burns my britches is getting an email from my daughter’s dance studio asking, no, guilting us into signing a petition to allow their studio to begin in studio classes as early as the second week of January.


if I were in your shoes i'd be writing to any of the other parents I could to persuade them it was time to find a studio whose owner was not trying to kill my kid.


Quote by PNGd
Stay safe everyone. And if you need an eye roll and a laugh, Debbie Does Rudolph is the place to waste some of your time. The story was inspired by the cover picture, an old porn called Debbie Does Dallas, Sprite’s horse cock lamp, and Grace’s penchant for fisting (she said it, not me).

Later gaters...


i remember debbie. early 70s? and yes, I did say I have a fondness for fisting. to me there is nothing more intimate and loving than a fist or two in either or both holes.


caffeination time, please
where i am. it's 0 degrees f outside and not much warmer in this shack, but my husband and have each other and a pile of quilts to keep us warm while we binge crap movies.
happy new year, my wonderful friends. a kiss on the cheek for all the men in the bar, and on all four cheeks for the ladies.

willum and i are cuddled under a pile of quilts to keep warm on this 0 f night. we're binging crap movies until we fall asleep.

could willum please have a hot chocolate with bacardi and a whole heap of sara's marshmallows? I'll have a coffee with cream, no sugar. please put them on my account on account of I don't have any money.
when i grow up i want to be granny Weatherwax. or harley quinn.
our local pbs is showing a documentary on john denver

canadians (i married one), americans (i'm married to one), western europeans, antipodeans and others. all spoke at least a smattering of English except the Americans, who spoke American. i enjoyed them all.
to walk unaided.

if you could make a movie what would it be about