Am I going to have to get tough? It will ruin my reputation. I AM the sexiest.
Do I need to cuff you first?
Would it be private if there are three of us?
There is little more ridiculous than a fat woman in a miniskirt, so no. Although if I shopped at Walmart I might.
Flush twice, it's a long way to Washington.
I am a tart. Chemistry is a bonus.
This is going to take more than four words.
"How the fuck much did I drink last night?"
I like the jacket, btw.
Get dressed to masturbate? I don't think so.
Entertainment is good around here.
Fall forward and you break your nose.
I cannot speak to whether lube is right for you, but I can make a recommendation if you do use it.
My husband fists me occasionally when he is strong enough, it is the only way he can do me. He researched lubes when he started, and he concluded that the best, safest lube bar none is virgin olive oil. He is a very good medical researcher, without his efforts we would both be long since dead, so I trust his findings implicitly.
Whatever you decide, enjoy.