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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Quote by Kee
The following is excerpted from: https://kathysteinemann.com/Musings/i-i-i/

etcetera.

I have never seen this spelt out like this. Excellent advice. Excess repetition can cause me to drop one or even two points from a score.

Quote by Kee
The real estate agent acted as though she had expected my call when asked to take the FOR SALE sign off the lawn.

This sentence, while much improved, feels strained.

Quote by Kee
My voice was firm. “Yes, my mind is made up. … Understood. … You’ll still receive your full commission.”

Quotes can be very effective. And you have no idea how much I appreciate seeing ellipses done right.

Quote by WannabeWordsmith
Her soft moans thrilled my hardening cock.

Get that thing away from me.
Indecent exposure. Her defence was, "If it's long enough and hard enough and in far enough it's in decent." The judge was a woman. Case dismissed.

Edit: That was for Vanessa.

heidi was arrested for groping me in the grocery store. Her defence was, "Grace hadn't had sex in nearly 24 hours and it was Grab a Granny day." The judge was the same woman. Case dismissed.
I was told to masturbate this morning. I have not been told to stop.
Quote by Bustysub
I'm trimmed 90% of the time. Its important to be groomed but I hate being bald as it makes me feel pre-pubescent.


Bingo. I believe the shaving craze was started by and for perverts who wanted to pretend they were looking at under-age girls. I don't know why it caught on, but it's your pussy, do with it as you will. I'm keeping my fur.

I must say, bald pussies are very nice to eat, but so are bushy ones.
Quote by Sweet_Reese
I ... would like to go on record that I would be happy to be Kiera's first and I will be happy to return the favor.


Get in line, Sister.
I could use a whole passel of superlatives, but that would never do the feeling justice. My screams as I orgasm might describe it better.
Quote by GMOFLEISURE
Had some experience with ladies & strappies, but none with the feeldoe. A couple women I've met had them, but were uninterested in using them.


That is unfortunate. Those women were mean. I'm actually sorry I can't help you.
Quote by Jennifer38
Yes I have and I'm Bi


And I'm hungry.
I would like the Omnium badge, but I promise I won't write crap to get it. I don't think I could.
Quote by Ls63563
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight, live a lot longer than the men who mention it. You are on borrowed time Dude.


I read that study. It was very well done, with all sorts of comparisons and whatnot.

I once ate an entire cheesecake in one sitting. I could not move for several hours. My husband said I was a pig, which was true, but he did not say I was fat. He still lives and I am still looking after him.
I have wanted one for years. Unfortunately, because of the cost, it is very low on my list of priorities. My birthday is next month if someone wants to make an old lady VERY happy.
Quote by julie_slink




Indeed, you are incorrigible. I love the confidence.


So you should not incorrige him. You know how LYFBUZ gets.