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9 Jun 2019

Quote by LYFBUZ
I'd like a ginger and lime too, ginger on the side with my vodka tonic, please.

Not much of a fan of Canadian beer but at least its not American 'beer.'

True dat. Bud Light is like sex in a canoe.

I will do unspeakable things to the lady who serves me a pint of Wadworth 6X.

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9 Jun 2019

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9 Jun 2019

Quote by ghetto_princess
I AM never using VEET -in- shower wax again!!! my underarms are on fire ????? burning like a MFU!!!

"Shave lady, don't do it. Cream hair away with Neet." Not that I ever did. I shaved my armpits once and got a stubble rash. Never touched my arms or legs since. I'm sure stubble rash is not nearly as bad as burning.

I AM NEVER cutting, waxing or otherwise mutilating my bush.

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9 Jun 2019

Quote by seeker4

I like to think of that as a positive, really. Among other things, it means I can actually spell "Canadian" correctly. Barkeep, give this lady a Molson Canadian so she can study up.1KTKI8VYf3ebXRRC

(Cause God knows, no one actually wants to drink that stuff)

"So go ahead and smile for the brew that's bright and clear. Molson's Canadian, Molson's Canadian, Molson's Canadian, lager beer." Circa 1966.

"Money talks. And sings. And dances. O'Keefe Center for the Performing Arts." Circa 1960. I saw the Dead and Jefferson Airplane on a double bill there at least twice.

They both made crap beer, but at least O'Keefe did something good with their ill-gotten gains.

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9 Jun 2019

Quote by Jen

Excuse me, strumpet?! How rude!

"The portrait painter's muse for the goddess of love was apparently a common strumpet." - Merriam-Webster

You are in good company.

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8 Jun 2019

I AM working on my Pride competition story.

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8 Jun 2019

We could binge watch the Star Trek movies. Failing that, "As Good as it Gets", "La Cage aux Folles", "Awakenings", "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", "Good Morning Vietnam", "The Sixth Sense", "Tootsie", and "Saving Grace" (2000).

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