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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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I don't drink. All others are options except pass.
Alarming though it was at first, I enjoyed talking to the ghost.
Guilty, guilty, guilty. The best milk in the world.

Have you ever pulled train?
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I see fresh smoke stains on the ceiling. If someone will help me find some "Best Universal Grit Grime and Effluent Remover" I'll clean it. It also has been called "Finest Universal Cleanser Known."

Meanwhile, may I have a pot of tea?
Never had the opportunity, day or night, or I'm sure I would have.

Have you ever fallen while climbing and broke something?
I am old and fat, but very loving. Fuck does sound good.
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not for nothing! i added it onto your tab. you now owe me $3,000,000.48


Worth every penny. Speaking of which, what was the 48 cents for?
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69 entries to date and some amazing avs!

I'll post a listing later in the month so entrants can check to make sure they have not been missed.

A few entries don't meet Rule 1: Your Avatar must be Pride/Rainbow themed Plenty of time left to change that avatar!




I have a one-track mind, it seems. I couldn't understand how you would post a fisting.

I would like to offer you more bribes, but I still can't do men. The lady judges, however, who like to fist or be fisted may visit me every night until the contest is over.
"We need to get bigger guns. BIG FUCKING GUNS!" - Dick Durkin, the calm one in Split Second.
Bribes:

LYFBUZ:

The harmonica is my best instrument. Paul Butterfield is why.

Jen:


browncoffee:
'If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.' Roald Dahl
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Docks Sprite 50 pts for impersonating a judge


sprite is not a judge? So I spanked her for nothing?

I am no artist. Fortunately, Mr Reubens very kindly repainted Venus at a Mirror.

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Here you go.



You can't use standard metrics (plot, acting, CGI) to judge a Godzilla movie. Plot!? Giant monsters fight. Acting!? Actors watch giant monsters fight. CGI!? Computers generate images of giant monsters fighting. Lecture over. There will be a test.

As for movie night, I nominate three non-Godzilla monster movies with exactly the right approach: Tremors. Lake Placid. The Thing (the 1982 remake). Any other nominations?

Bill, set up the projector!

Iced tea please.


I'm late to the party, but you asked. Critters, and for a change of pace, Batteries Not Included.

I'm going back to sleep.
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The great rain continued over the weekend in the Midwest USA, i just cranked this up while driving over the weekend on the interstate and let blind faith takeover, couldn't see shit anyway ..

Tea, with extra tea please



Thank you, Scott. I was sunbathing on my mother's roof, talking about my late husband, when I heard "Well All Right." A few minutes later I was under the trees. Blind Faith were not yet at their best, but they cheered me up no end. They still do.

I have to take my engine apart to confirm my diagnosis of a broken timing chain. Much coffee to go would be appreciated throughout the day.

Oh, yes, the Land of Enchantment got that rain yesterday, too. A neighbour took me to the grocery store so I could stock up on food for the critters.

Between the friend who towed me home on Friday and took me to work on Saturday and the neighbour, I am very lucky. Plus, of course, my friends here.