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Quote by Lauradj
Gymnopedies - Erik Satie


Thank you. I haven't heard him in decades.
Some of you will not have liked Jim Davidson, that's not surprising. Personally, I think he loves the people he takes the piss out of. This next comedian is a whole different ball game. Please give him a chance. I did, and I think his is one of the best routines I have ever heard.
Jim Davidson is nearly as politically incorrect as I am. I fucking hate PC.

Don't like wine, especially red. Fortified wine, especially port, is another matter. So, beer, but not much of that either.
Quote by CleoElGato
Bring me a bowl of cream or I'll start scratching the furniture.


I am having coffee. You may, of course, have my cream. Would you like it whipped?
Now I am confused. Wouldn't that depend on which question?
My entry was the best I've written so far. Having read half the competition I knew I was well outclassed. Well done Curvy et al, you all deserve your prizes and places.

Thank you for the chance, Nicola. I need to emulate Avis.