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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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My fantasy of what it’s like to be a guy is you wake up in the morning, and your eyes open, and you’re like ‘I’m awesome’.”

Chelsea Peretti
Unfortunately, I don't have a twitter account so I can't get to them. Dammit!
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Morning all. Man this place gets rowdy on weekends.

New story up, and appropriate for a Sunday morning. It's called Engagment.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-engagement-.aspx

I stole a couple of lines directly from a message from sprite (shhh, DON'T TELL HER!).

Hannah, I look forward to the new story by you and Frank.

Coffee please. smile


Your secret is safe with me.

Pot of tea, please.
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gonna need to see your ID, mister. we don't serve miners (cause they leave coal dust all over the floor).


I can vouch for Mr Ekies. I've seen him on teevee.

Going back to sleep now, so I won't need tea for an hour or two.
Sometimes I get my mords wixed, but AJ is a fart smeller.
I'm out of coffee. If you'll wait I'll put another pot on.
Iced green tea with me, or coffee if you would prefer.