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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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My dog-shaped pillow and my cat-shaped hot water bottles.
E is hiding because AM wants revenge, not because E spanked him but because she posted a photo.
I sent kisses to all my friends.

Are you deliriously happily in love?
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

How do you confuse an Irishman? Offer him a spade and a shovel and tell him to take his pick.

My story is presently languishing at 1200 words. Has been for twelve days now. I do so hope I can find the words for the sex part in time.

I think a pot of tea might go down well at this point. Thank you very much.
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when your sore and cant walk


If you can't walk, lie back and think of England.
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Candy ( it can be shared )

4x4 or luxury sedan


4x4, either large SUV or large truck. Trying to get hold of a GMC/Chevy hybrid.

Twoandabit asked: Give or receive
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Grace was arrested for drinking the football teams cup of cum.


First, that is not illegal, second, it is the most disgusting thing imaginable. Excuse me while I throw up. Again.
The cops, they took her in
That woman didn't need no bail.
She wiggled one time for the judge
The judge put the cops in jail.

-- You've Got to Love Her With a Feeling
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Great, then for once I will be able to sleep with a woman who understands me!


I thought I understood you but it seems you don't understand me.
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Hmm... interesting thought. Would this then become the ultimate form of masturbation? I think I would get along with myself pretty well, actually. Though... scrolling up the page and observing the ladies... there would be definite 3-somes involved (or would it be 4-somes given the premise of this forum?)




A 4-some with you sounds wonderful. We could do each other and ourselves in many ways.
Spiders - there is a silver dollar-sized one on my arm right now.

A snake or spider, do you scream to be rescued or do you run to the rescue?
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A good life is when every morning is a good morning.