My dog-shaped pillow and my cat-shaped hot water bottles.
suck, eat, fuck, not pass
E is hiding because AM wants revenge, not because E spanked him but because she posted a photo.
Kisses on all four cheeks.
I sent kisses to all my friends.
Are you deliriously happily in love?
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
How do you confuse an Irishman? Offer him a spade and a shovel and tell him to take his pick.
My story is presently languishing at 1200 words. Has been for twelve days now. I do so hope I can find the words for the sex part in time.
I think a pot of tea might go down well at this point. Thank you very much.
Hey Paula - Paul and Paula
The cops, they took her in
That woman didn't need no bail.
She wiggled one time for the judge
The judge put the cops in jail.
-- You've Got to Love Her With a Feeling
Spiders - there is a silver dollar-sized one on my arm right now.
A snake or spider, do you scream to be rescued or do you run to the rescue?