Walking in. "Hold me please. I'm skeert"
I used to have an open mind but my brains fell out.
Sex is boring. is relatively boring. Necrophilia is dead boring. Buggery is a pain in the arse.
Military advice: If it moves salute it. If it doesn't move paint it. If you can't paint it blow the fuck out of it.
flush twice, it's a long way to Washington
I rarely masturbate. I can have a far better orgasm riding on someone else's. I NEVER masturbate to get back to sleep. If I get up, say to let the dogs out, either I get back in bed and I'm gone in seconds or I turn on my monitor and play.
I look at profiles before I say hello. I read every word as soon as I can. If you receive a friend request you may decide for any of a number of reasons to ignore me, but know that I am asking because I like you and would like to know you better.
Nope. Mind if I sit on this chair and we can talk?
kiss east-west, lick north-south
A drink and whatever tickles your fanny.
I am the sexiest. I will always be the sexiest. You may squabble all you want over my throne, but it is now and ever shall be mine.
I am the sexiest. I will always be the sexiest. You may squabble all you want over my throne, but it is now and ever shall be mine.
I am the sexiest. I will always be the sexiest. You may squabble all you want over my throne, but it is now and ever shall be mine.
Themed.
Oh, btw, it's spelt crap. The c is silent.
Smile an everlasting smile, a smile can bring you near to me.
Why did they ignore the "Out of order" sign on the elevator?