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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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I used to have an open mind but my brains fell out.
Sex is boring. is relatively boring. Necrophilia is dead boring. Buggery is a pain in the arse.
Military advice: If it moves salute it. If it doesn't move paint it. If you can't paint it blow the fuck out of it.
I rarely masturbate. I can have a far better orgasm riding on someone else's. I NEVER masturbate to get back to sleep. If I get up, say to let the dogs out, either I get back in bed and I'm gone in seconds or I turn on my monitor and play.
I look at profiles before I say hello. I read every word as soon as I can. If you receive a friend request you may decide for any of a number of reasons to ignore me, but know that I am asking because I like you and would like to know you better.
Nope. Mind if I sit on this chair and we can talk?
I am the sexiest. I will always be the sexiest. You may squabble all you want over my throne, but it is now and ever shall be mine.
I am the sexiest. I will always be the sexiest. You may squabble all you want over my throne, but it is now and ever shall be mine.
Quote by Mrs_Guarantee
right behind you....but I'm more of a "walk in" type than a "jump in" type. need time to adjust to the water


The last time I jumped in I nigh on drained the pond. So it's more a case of the water needing time to adjust to me.

So, fat dipping with the lush member above? Absolutely. And above. And above.
I am the sexiest. I will always be the sexiest. You may squabble all you want over my throne, but it is now and ever shall be mine.
Quote by BeautifulSpirit
No I do not. Hubby had complications after surgery and the surgeon damage the nerves.


I'm being serious here. Consider women as an alternative that might not feel like cheating.
Themed.

Oh, btw, it's spelt crap. The c is silent.
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Coffee ...musr have coffee
Can't seem to get my ass in gear today ..
I think chipmunks and bears have the right idea about hibernation. Lol
The contest looks like a ton of fun . I might even try my hand at it

Hope everyone is having a great day


I understand humans can hibernate as long as they are serviced regularly. I'm volunteering.

Tea please, my pot is empty.
Smile an everlasting smile, a smile can bring you near to me.
Why did they ignore the "Out of order" sign on the elevator?